StarlightAzzy
this update finally answers my biggest question
what if sonic frontiers was dogshit?
thank you sonic team!
what if sonic frontiers was dogshit?
thank you sonic team!
2023
when sindel said "MK12_148_154, 11" i cried. truly an emotionally gripping moment.
when i got the rolling ball ability i used it to dodge some enemies early on, and i said "fuck it we ball" when i did, so my brother responds by yelling in murray's voice "SLY IS FUCKING BALLIN!!"
2024
that wasn't some good ass tekken, that was BEAUTIFUL ASS TEKKEN
2023
I fucking ADORED this game. Playing this game there was not a single moment I wasn’t having fun. The story is nowhere near the level of stuff like Path of Radiance or other better JRPG stories in terms of quality, but it’s an anniversary game, so I’m okay with it being some self aware anime bullshit, hell I relish in that kind of storytelling as a kingdom hearts fan. There’s only a few duds in terms of map design, the game is just straight up tons of fun and I recommend it to anybody.
2023
This was so much better than I thought it’d be. The music slaps, the characters and story, while simple, are effective and very endearing (Korsica my beloved). I may not be very good at this game, but I had an amazing time playing it.
grandma gertie the kind of grandma to start chanting "SOMEBODY GETTIN FUUUUUUCKED"
1993
dr light makes own child commit suicide several times in order to shoot fireballs out of his hands but god forbid he has the common cold he can't do it
1998
sigh look, I appreciate what this game did for the industry, and I respect it greatly for everything it did for the first person shooter and despite what i'm about to say. I highly recommend trying the original Half-Life. I don't like this game. I do not. I feel like the enemy soldiers having hitscan and aimbot is incredibly unfair, every encounter i have with them leaves me with very little health on normal mode, and you can call this a skill issue all you want but I don't understand when a game has difficulty options, I decide to pick normal and the game bombards me with what I feel is cheap bullshit. The later levels suck, there's not a lot of indication on where to go because a lot of the architecture looks the same. I'm aware of Black Mesa and I'm certain at the very least I'll enjoy the other Half-Life games more, but this one just isn't for me. I'm sorry.
there is no joke. please play this game. thank you and goodnight.
this is where i'd quote the funny infinite meme but i am morally obligated as a woman with white skin to not quote it
still better than anything the MCU has done in the past 3 years
1999
if you play this game with more than two players crash has no eyebrows. you’re welcome.
2023
emperor bulblax is a punk ass bitch
To keep it short, this is quite literally the best video game I've ever played. Everything from how impressively well it runs on switch, to the engaging, fun combat, lovable characters, amazing story, beautiful music that stays in your head and enhances the atmosphere of every cutscene. SO IF YOU'RE NOT A FAN OF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION", "GOAT", "RAW", "FIRE", STOP READING NOW IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU.