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Clustertruck
2016
This review contains spoilers
jesus fuck the ending level sucks
Clustertruck
2016
As much has I think most of the game is fun, the final level is one of the worst level in a video game I've ever seen
Overwatch
2016
>Devs bring new hero
>New hero fucks everything up
>Devs nerf new hero to death
>A month later the devs add a new Genji skin that costs 3000 in-game coins
>Repeat
>New hero fucks everything up
>Devs nerf new hero to death
>A month later the devs add a new Genji skin that costs 3000 in-game coins
>Repeat
Sea of Thieves
2018
The ship mechanics, visuals, and team aspect of this game work really well!
But... the lack of any kind of progression system, restarting every time you play, and shallow content holds this game back from being amazing. It's fun when you have other people to play with and you're all experiencing it for the first time, but then it gets stale.
But... the lack of any kind of progression system, restarting every time you play, and shallow content holds this game back from being amazing. It's fun when you have other people to play with and you're all experiencing it for the first time, but then it gets stale.
Spec Ops: The Line
2012
"Gamers" don't know how to talk about art.
Spec Ops: The Line
2012
mad respect to the refugees who apparently ran around spray painting the word "sand" on random walls after their city was flooded with sand
Who would've thought we'd actually get a decent Star Wars singleplayer game. The more forgiving Dark Souls like systems work really nice and the level designs are interesting.
My main issues it feels a bit unpolished in a few areas and the story gets a bit stale 3/4 the way through, but otherwise it's a pretty fun game.
My main issues it feels a bit unpolished in a few areas and the story gets a bit stale 3/4 the way through, but otherwise it's a pretty fun game.
Bound
2016
Bound 2 is better
Halo 3
2007
Gaylo 3
Borderlands 2
2012
the writing in this game is just
"WOAH THERE MR. BADASS MCSWAGOTRON! HOW YA DOIN WITH THAT BITCHIN NEW MISSION EH????? HOW BOUT THOSE SEXY NEW GUNS?????? AHAHA ANYWAYS MY WIFE LEFT ME BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, WE GOTTA GO KILL THAT ULTRA BONER NAMED HANDSOME JACK! ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO, MY MICROWAVED BURRITOS ARE DONE! FUCK EM UP MR. AWESOMESAUCE!"
hire me randy and then treat me like shit
"WOAH THERE MR. BADASS MCSWAGOTRON! HOW YA DOIN WITH THAT BITCHIN NEW MISSION EH????? HOW BOUT THOSE SEXY NEW GUNS?????? AHAHA ANYWAYS MY WIFE LEFT ME BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, WE GOTTA GO KILL THAT ULTRA BONER NAMED HANDSOME JACK! ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO, MY MICROWAVED BURRITOS ARE DONE! FUCK EM UP MR. AWESOMESAUCE!"
hire me randy and then treat me like shit
League of Legends
2009
take a shower
nowhere near the masterpiece it's made out to be but still a pretty good game with a pretty good story. the only thing holding it back is the tacked on rpg elements like crafting, skill trees, weapon durability and inventory management etc. if you can slog through the bullshit micromanaging there's a pretty good story and open world to get a kick out of.
Nioh
2017
team ninja tries dark souls. good mechanics but mid everything else. too long and repetitive. play ninja gaiden instead
Sea of Solitude
2019
The voice acting is fucking horrific
Bound
2016
My grandmother was a professional dancer, and she hated this game. It’s essentially like a birthday magician that only knows 2 tricks that are interesting the first time and mind numbing by the 58th time.