You see, the game being boring is actually a critique on how video gan fginefafoecvveii3edogmamamee geagm mamaawdw af feav

Heartbreaking: The bland looking characters from a series you know nothing about are actually the best characters in the crossover game

MUTE that garbage soundtrack
PLAY the F-Zero Jazz album
( https://youtu.be/Ck5M9cQ22EU )
DESTROY the Br*tish countryside in the iconic 'Warthog' from the hit franchise Halo

game reviewer when Sonic Adventure makes a mistake "WTF THIS GAMES SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?????????"

game reviewer when Mario 64 makes a mistake "awwww its ok wittle mario 64, you don't have to be perfect."

In the 10th grade I asked my English teacher if she liked Les Rallizes Denudes, and she thought I was very cool

"hey, i just finished space funeral for the first time. cool game. do you know about les rallizes dénudés? i read on the wikipedia page that their bassist hijacked a plane. crazy lol"

I must be mad

pretty solid reskin of simpsons hit and run. i like all the birds a lot

The fact that the final boss has a second phase where the most boring song you've heard in your life plays, whereas the first phase is the one with the wicked vocal insert song, should stand as the single worst thing ever done in a video game.

Video game equivalent of a Cocomelon video

Blatant ripoff of Yiik

Good characters , good music

If anyone talks shit about the Sonic fanbase again they're getting these hands and a one-way trip to Suplex City. No exceptions.

i think sincerely labeling people as contrarians is silly, but i also genuinely can't think of any other reason why someone wouldn't love these games

why are we psy-opping middle schoolers into esoteric fetishes now