The25centman
2001
Massively disappointing. Gameplay and puzzles are unbelievably stilted and botched. The story is confusing enough to seem smart, but each character is their own brand of stupid. I get more and more fed up as the game continued and every time I had to fight with the terrible combat system. Everything is too dark and too foggy. Everything just feels pedantic to a fault. I can see why people would like it, but it didn't hit the same way for me.
2017
Every time I so much as think of this game I want to kill myself a tiny bit more. Games like this are killing the industry.
2020
"This new Doom Eternal is the doomest boom yet."
-Dunkey, 2020
An unrelenting, adrenaline generating, masterpiece. My only issue is the bosses. They exist in this limbo area in which, why wouldn't really be that difficult without the horde of other demons that attack the player, but the horde of demons that attack the player is unimaginably annoying and will be the cause of all of the deaths. Apart from that, basically perfect.
-Dunkey, 2020
An unrelenting, adrenaline generating, masterpiece. My only issue is the bosses. They exist in this limbo area in which, why wouldn't really be that difficult without the horde of other demons that attack the player, but the horde of demons that attack the player is unimaginably annoying and will be the cause of all of the deaths. Apart from that, basically perfect.
I hated this game for the longest time, but while the original still reigns supreme, this does bring more to the table. The game isn't ruined by the first person perspective like some say, it does make some parts WAY too easy though. The cutscenes are a little too Matrix-esque for my liking, and I recommend any first time players play the PS1 release, but they work. To a degree. It's fine, overall.
1994
Easily one of the best RPG's I've ever played. It somehow balances a great battle system with hilarious dialogue and characters. The final boss might be my favorite of all time. James Rolfe called Giygas "intangible", and that's the perfect way to describe the final fight. My biggest issue is the fact that our main characters talk incredibly rarely. It attempts to push this romance between Ness and Paula, and it doesn't work. In spite of that, it's close to perfect in my eyes.
1998
Been playing on and off for around a year and some parts are terrible and awful and make me want to throw and destroy parts of my living space, but the rest is perfect. The best platformer on the N64 by far. Tooie is expensive and I don't own an Xbox so I don't know when I'll be able to get to that one. Also the first game I've ever 100%ed.
2000
Started this early in the summer and finished it a few days before school starts up again. Great, as I was expecting. Many moments made me chuckle and the game overall has a great atmosphere. The battles never got old, and in my 30+ hour playthrough I never got bored. I already own TTYD and that might be the most hyped game in my backlog.
2020
An ultimately shallow game with some visual charm. Fortnite, but it's a platformer and still pretty terrible. Movement is labored and slow, and the chaos just seems one-sided.
The most nothing entry in the series.
2019
One of the best games ever made and easily the best RPG ever made.
One of the best RPG's ever made. I don't know why people hate the battle system. Really.
A massive disappointment. It removes the best element of the first game and has a story so forgettable, I forgot it.
2018
Fun, but repetitive.
This review contains spoilers
The secret vision you can see after killing The Boss gets me every time.
2011
The game is amazing, that's out of the way. Everything is so fine tuned it leads to the most addicting experience in the history of my gaming career. I've played this game so many times, I've almost gotten bored of it. I started the game on Saturday the 29th and played 43 HOURS in two weeks. That is with classes by the way. The game triggers something in my brain that just turns me into a robot. I can't stop, but I NEED TO. HELP. My address is Ǫ̵̢͡͡ĺ̴í̶̸͘v̧̨͏e̶҉͘ ̸̨̕͡G͝͞͞ą̶̢ŕ̸̵d́͏̢̕͞e̴̛͞҉̧n̢͜.