kratos goes through one of the best arcs in any story of any medium, ever. i am not joking.

I think the predecessor is slightly better in the overall narrative, but I still prefer this game. this is the definitive Norse God of War experience. GOTY 2022 for me (even though the characters wouldn't stop talking during puzzles)

MNOG is DEFINITELY dated, but it remains as an extremely nostalgic and atmospheric adventure with a loveable cast of characters, a mysterious story that the game allows you to discover for yourself without talking you down, and a very distinct artstyle. nothing groundbreaking, its a flash game from the early modern internet, but it is unironically one of my favorite games ever, one one of the sole reasons why BIONICLE is my favorite fictional story of all time.

the best soundtrack out of any halo game, and one of the most palpable atmospheres out of any video game, let alone FPS shooter, i've played

when someone is describing "THAT scene" in this game it's hard to pinpoint what scene they are talking about because there are multiple "THAT scenes" in this game

you can beat up a politician 10/10

an enjoyable and nostalgic experience that was unfortunately tainted by frequent crashes and game-breaking bugs.

AHAHAHA ROBOT BOOBIE

anyways this is truly one of the games i've ever played. if i were to ever make a list of the games i've played, it would be in it

i loved it but it was way too short. probably could finish it in an afternoon

This review contains spoilers

theres the the big wither guy and the umm there are the master builder guys and uhh they do things and theres a command block and umm theres minecraft youtubers and they die and then theres hunger games and then umm umm

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROOOOOAACHING
PROVOOOOOOKING
BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATIOOOOOON
I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAAAAME
BORN IN FLAMES
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEAAAAAATH

definitely the weakest Spyro game mechanically, but I personally enjoy it over Spyro 2 & 3 because of the simplicity. also dragon daddies