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The Crash series makes its debut on the next generation of consoles, and it's forgoing PlayStation exclusivity, as it's now also going on the Nintendo GameCube and Xbox.

Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex follows up the last game, as Crash and Coco must once again stop Cortex and Uka Uka from taking over the world... but they've got company this time, with new rival, Crunch!
Also, the Elemental Masks are also here to cause a ruckus, so we have new enemies this time.

And that's where this game's originality sort-of ends. Of course, there are a few more things, but this game borrows heavity from Crash 3, that it many aspects, one can call this game a rehash.

There are new aesthetics this go around, in addition to old ones, but many of these new themes only last one or two levels, because this game's name is inconsistency.
Remember in my Crash 3 review how I said that the game's vehicles and how many there were could be a point of contention amongst fans?
This game has even more vehicles, and some of them are not really fun to control, like the aerial fly-like vehicle. With that one, you can only shoot after you've locked-on, which takes a bit, and leaves you vulnerable to enemy attacks. I find this one really dumb, because they already had used the airplane from Crash 3 earlier in the game, so why introduce this new, inferior one?
There's also the mech, which its jump while standing still is horrible, and there's the mini-submarine, which its turning is really slow.

It's not all bad, for example, the game's new ball levels were actually pretty fun to go through, but there were only 3 of them, so they barely got fleshed out.
And that's the thing, this game barely fleshes out anything because it's constantly switching things up.

Like Coco herself is playable without any vehicles... for like 2 levels, I believe. And I liked playing as her. I know she's inferior to Crash since her moveset is just jumping and spinning, but I don't know, I actually liked that simplicity.
But again, you don't get to play as her that much, so I'm left unsatisfied and underwhelmed.

The game's presentation is also pretty underwhelming. The characters look pretty ugly in general, especially Cortex. Although the game's voice acting does pick up the slack, as we have new voice actors joining in like Mark Hamill, Thomas Wilson and Jess Harnell, and their performances were really good, in spite of their lines being very bland.
The music as well was also pretty good, reminded me a lot of Traveller's Tales previous work, like their soundtrack on the Toy Story 2 video game.

Overall, Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex, while not a bad game, just leaves me underwhelmed.

I liked this but after finishing the original game it feels like a chore to add an extra 10-20 hours of playtime even if it leads to the next game

Second favorite Zelda after Ocarina of Time. The N64 era just hit different.

What a fantastic video game i sure hope it doesn't take two decades for the sequel to come out

hey what if we took zelda botw and then made the korok sidequests the main objective of the game? then put sonic the hedgehog in it but make all the slopes work like running your horse up a cliff in skyrim.

That sounds peak, fucking ship it.

probably my favorite story in a metroid game. loved the SA-X mechanic and am amazed that it was implemented so well in a gba game.

not as good as wii party babyz but it's ok

nintendo, bring back 2d zelda games, you absolute cowards.

Creo que me he softlockeado por no ir en un orden concreto en este videojuego de exploración libre :/. Una pena porque está guapísimo

A game carried by it's writing and setting. The shooting and "stealth" gameplay leave a lot to be desired.

nice shooter, last boss is a pain in the ass

A truly catastrophic attempt to break into the AAA gaming space from a studio simply not equipped or qualified to build a game that can rival the likes of Monolith's Middle Earth games. This is the reason a number of games simply don't make it to the finish line and see the light of day. I honestly thought this was quietly cancelled several years ago and in-retrospect, maybe it should have been. I wish I were kidding when I state that this is modern gaming's closest equivalent to Superman 64.

(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)

[Dad: What score are you thinking]

[CatTheCutest: A five!]

[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]

[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]

Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.

The gaming industry meme to end all game industry memes.

I've always liked Lord of the Rings ever since I was a near adolescent kid, and to this day I still consider Gollum to be an extremely well written and compelling character, but this is a disgrace. Story is nonsensical, gameplay horrendous, and the only reason it isn't 1/10 is because it got the reputation that it deserved.