“Sega hired fans, isn’t that so cool???”
Wake me up when they hire the coolest and sexiest fan (me)

Oh no! OP Cars in Fortnite? Next they'll put in predatory subscription and purchasing models aimed at children or something!

I loved stepping on… koopas

One song contains a woman singing the lyrics "Music gets me hard" How did they get away with this?

I despise Lobsters

The only scary part of this game was when they had the most realistic door knocking sound effect that made me throw my controller out of my window and run 10 laps around my neighborhood screaming at the top of my lungs at 4am a few months ago

Ladies and gentlemen this might just be the funniest game ever made. I've yet to stop laughing for 30 years because of the scene with Bartz and Boko when the rope started moving on it's own. No seriously I can't stop laughing. Please help

Earthbound is down the hall and to the left

Heh... This game isnt for the faint of heart ladies and gentlemen... Some call this game the dark souls of JRPGs due to its insane difficulty.... I call it dog shit because it really fucking sucks... 😈😈😈.

You pretentious haters just loathe the idea of innovation in the RPG scene. Maybe if they added the legendary hero, slimes or goblins the turnbasers would eat this shit up. I think you're all just mad because this game is about getting a job and you feel called out. https://careers.mcdonalds.com/

My goldfish died while i was playing this game... Sorry bubbles.... Hope the sewers arent like tartarus.. I dont think they got social links down there...

My fucking parents took away my playstation 5 right when I was about to beat the game. It's not my fault that i didnt move for nearly 10 days straight and refused to go to the bathroom. Unbelievable. Now the only video game i can play is my grandpa's Atari 2600 because it hasnt been touched in nearly 50 years and was covered in a thick layer of dust so my mom didnt take it away.

Cloud and friends.... I will be back.

No, this game does NOT suck. You guys are just mad Billy Mitchell has a higher score than you. Grow up.

Still waiting for that YouTube apology. For shame Custer. For shame.

Say what you will about the game but... that little alien got me acting unwise... 😈