Trebuchet
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An overly-convoluted, poorly explained mess of a metroidvania. I've really tried to get along with this game, especially due to loving the title it's built on top of and The Great Cave/Maze, but I just don't find myself getting any enjoyment out of it, only confusion at the awful branching web of a map which isn't ever properly explained and frustration at the poor enemy placement.
The Zoo Race
2007
arguably more technologiclly impressive than the potato peeler
Super Metroid
1994
Awesome Kraid. Kraid is Awesome. I love Kraid
Stardew Valley
2016
COWS!!!!!!
Genuinely one of, if not the most boring game I've ever played.
Elden Ring
2022
I played for less than a hour, yet I can definitely say that this is GOTY 2022.
Edit: Played it for 50+ hours, still GOTY 2022.
Edit: Played it for 50+ hours, still GOTY 2022.
I cannot believe people genuinely called this a "Smash Killer"
Hollow Knight
2017
The perfect video game to beat less than 6 hours before you're supposed to go to work
This review was written before the game released
Bugsnax is shit
Banjo-Tooie
2000
Definitely the "Banjo-Tooie" of video games.
Bloodborne
2015
Cope Zach
Talking Ben the Dog
2011
No
While issues are present such as frankly bad online play, smash ultimate is an absolute achievement. I doubt any video game let alone smash game will be able to hit the same way this one does. The wonderous excitement this game gave me throughout my high school years will be remembered. This is truly a hallmark of not just smash bros but gaming as a whole. Thank you Sakurai and thank you to those who worked as a part of his team
Chrono Trigger
1995
I dont even like jrpgs that much
Pokémon Cock Version
2015
cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. like, i cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. i’m only satisfied when i feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. when i sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if i did a good job and you cannot even speak because i’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when i’m satisfied.