I liked the bit where you smash the fuck out of stuff

I liked the wooden crocodile zoo toy

This plays like a charm, great controls and shooting mechanics, looks and sounds ace but I cannot be fucked with the roguelike death loops. Shove it

Just release Metroid Prime on the switch ffs

BakTrax. Coz you have to keep back tracking innit

Wooooft that story was dull. During each cutscene my eyes glazed over so much that they looked like I was wearing a Spider-Man mask

I remember thinking this was the coolest cover ever and doing a drawing of it. I think it's even cooler now.

The instant replay of goals on this blew my tiny little mind into smithereens

Way to hard to play when sozzled. Probably best to try it sober but I cba downloading it again

I snuck into this village like the old fella in When Harry Met Sally