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The game tells you to kill yourself and then you unlock an achievement.

Miyazaki's greatest creation since My Neighbor Totoro

"There is no such thing as Art for everyone" said suda51 as a way to explain what the fuck he just made

Bitches irl:
" I'm gay I can't drive sorry🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣"
The same bitches in Ridge Racer Type 4:
" OMG I just did a 1cc hard mode run and lost to my previous record by 12 seconds my drifting accuracy is just 98% my fuel management is off by 4.6% I must improve on my times to impress the Pacman team (πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°) further. I must feel the heat. WHEN THE TIRES KISS THEEEEEEE STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. "

i hate the idea of the "perfect game."

it's true tetris is, mechanically, without meaningful blemish. especially accounting for rerelease after rerelease, it has been polished to a gleaming shine. but it's an unadventurous mindset that decides something's worth on how few flaws you can find with it.

there's a rock-solid elegance to the purity of tetris' easy to learn, hard to master gameflow. but i can't deny that many iterations on it have been even more hypnotizing, if a little more lopsided.

tetris is a beautiful, pristine pearl of gaming history. but i can't help but find more value in the chipped diamond, myself.

There is no fucking way this is what those smash bros people were hyping up for decades

Out there, living amongst us, is a >50 y/o guy who actually beat off to this game. That keeps me up at night.

Breath of the Wild and its consequences have been a disaster for the gaming industry

people talk about this game like it's some groundbreaking, breathtaking, wonderful pinnacle of video games and i really wish i understood that. this game feels really nice to move around in, its visuals are really appealing and its score is pretty cute. but there's not much of a real narrative (or writing at all), no memorable characters, no cool side-quests, no dungeons, a pitiful lack of enemy variety + almost no bosses, and nothing that made exploring feel worthwhile. most of it feels like filler check-list fluff (towers, shrines, koroks). the world is well-designed but there's not much substance inside of it beyond its sandbox elements. i genuinely feel like, insane for not liking this the way people talk about it but i just do not see it personally. it's just okay!

To me, this is just an ordinary Killer7