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EL CIUDADANO KANE DE LOS VIDEOJUEGOS

not the best wrestling game in the gameplay department, but the freedom it gives you makes up for it

I fucking suck at this game it's awesome

Loved every second, Peppino feels like an anxious ballistic missile.

The New Testament of the Bible known as Wario Land 4.

The rage Peppino felt during the final boss was palpable

Puede que no sea el ciudadano Kane de los videojuegos, pero sí el Wario Land 4 de los videojuegos.

Me acabo de pasar la demo de esto y me han dado una masterclass de animacion y de partirme los cojones de risa

One of the greatest compliments I can pay Rollerdrome is that it feels like a game from twenty years ago. You know, when they made stuff like SSX Tricky and Quake III and Tony Hawk's 2. Infinitely replayable, unique games with no real skill ceiling. You can get really good at this, and every new hurdle you get over feels great.

It's a rollerskating arena shooter. This could have gone badly wrong, but everything's well considered. Your movement is largely based on momentum, while you aim in all directions around you. If you need to take a sharp turn, you can use the same dodge roll you use to evade rockets and sniper fire. All the enemy types are instantly readable, with their own attack patterns and weaknesses. You're constantly balancing distance, quick kills and major threats, looking after your health and combos. Get good enough and the THPS stuff becomes second-nature. It starts to feel like Geometry Wars. Just one where you can throw grenades at fuchikomas while backflipping.

The aesthetic's pretty cool too. Like a very specific branch of early 80s sci-fi. Not like those ironic American parody throwbacks. It feels part of the scene.

Rollerdrome is very difficult, and it plays entirely by its own rules. Familiarity with Tony Hawk's (or better yet, Aggressive Inline) will definitely help you out, but there's a lot to take on board and practice until it's second-nature. The game's structured so you have to get better than you think you can be before it lets you onto the next set of levels. You can kind of flub your way through a lot of the early stuff, but you feel each new level of competence you gain, and it's exhilarating.

Do not pass this one up.

Stray

2022

Of all the things I thought this game was gonna be, the best Uncharted game was the last I could have expected.

Stray

2022

"As a CRIMINAL, I am weak against BIBLES but strong against HYPNO-RINGS."

Ah, yes. Of course.