future connected manages to pull out a couple of cool moments for shulk and melia, and the bionis’ shoulder is (mostly) a pretty interesting area to explore, but the game also tells a completely unnecessary story, can’t be running at more than 15 fps when you have a full team of ponspectors, and feels way too informed by the design philosophy of xenoblade 2 to its detriment

my turnips are spoiling as we speak

updated review: this game is basically perfect

didn't laugh once but it was kinda fun

one of those games that you're daydreaming about playing when you're not playing it

aqua dress up time is pretty fun

put karin kanzuki in every game

i looked away from my tv to write this review and all of my soldiers died

still waiting for my copy of royal to come in but i fully expect to give it 5 stars

X, you can't dare to fight me. Your big heart. That is your kindness and your weakness. I'm okay... trust me.

This was my childhood Mega Man X game, and, unfortunately, I cannot stand it. Inconsistent difficulty that hovers between grueling and piss-easy, one of the worst sets of levels of any of these games, a baffling slate of boss weapons, grating music, far too many collectibles, and a countdown system that I’m still not sure I understand. It looks nice and plays pretty well, but that’s a pretty low bar for Mega Man. Miserable.