allStar
2018
I’ve had this 10-hour long game since launch and I still haven’t beat it since I always get sidetracked by how fun swinging is. I’m on track to beat it after Jesus’ fourth resurrection.
1993
I killed a man with my cold, dark, hands after an altercation on July 11, 1992 in wheeling, illinois
2004
this the type of shit im on rn
Recently, I picked up this game again, for no other reason besides it being a childhood game for me. I fully went in expecting a bland, but polished game like its successors, but I accidentally fell in love with this game again. It’s so insanely creative, introduces some really fun power-ups, and only reminds me of what the NSMB series could’ve been if the Wii game didn’t go for a more traditional and boring experience. The minigames from Mario 64 DS are a nice bonus. I am a god gamer at Luigi’s Casino and Wanted, but it made me realize that I probably played more of the minigames than the actual game as a kid.
It’s really hard to decide between “fuck this game” or “my fox kinda schnasty doe”
Everything you’ve heard about this game is true. There’s no physics, there’s no collision 90% of the game, it’s all grammatically incorrect, and I love it. Everyone needs to play this game. This is the funniest game of all time. It makes no sense. But you have to play it in short 10 minute bursts like once a year because it’ll get boring quickly. The game sucks in every way so I’ll have to give it a low score, but you really have to play this game in the right way to enjoy it a little. 0/10 game but I love playing it.
do you think the guy that made this knew that seaman would exist
Genuinely surprised at how much I loved this game. It’s beautiful and has some really amazing gameplay that holds up against and makes itself different than other PS2 IPs like Ratchet, Crash, or Jak. Really excited to play the sequel, since that’s apparently the best one.
2006
I’m gonna sound crazy for giving this such a high score since it’s just Tetris, but it’s easily the best game in the series. There’s so much more in the game than just the marathon mode. My favorite side mode is the puzzle one since not only is it super fun, addicting, and difficult, but there’s also like 300 levels of it. This game has an insane amount of content for just a Tetris game. Not to mention, the DS is the perfect system for a Tetris game.
2005
bitches on this website really making you feel like a weirdo for fucking with some nice portable donkey kong swinging game. jungle climber on the ds is good too.
2008
mario kart wii: hitler’s reign
2001
I'm never gonna beat the pants pissing allegations
1992
kirby does whiteface and its okay
this game has almost no replay value and feels super janky but at least it fulfills what it's supposed to be. at least the 3ds one is novel though for being portable.
smash 4 on wiiu but it's more novel for being portable, and I also like smash run