bardoamu
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A Square Enix pediu a opinião do fãs, então eu vou dar a minha opinião.
Eu jogo Final Fantasy desde o 1 e eu joguei TODOS ok? TODOS!!
E essa é a diferença de um fã para um fanboy, certo? Vou dedar aqui a diferença de um fã para um fanboy.
Eu sou FA de Final Fantasy eu joguei TODOS, zerei TODOS, certo?
Tantos os principais quanto os spin offs.
Eu jogo Final Fantasy desde o 1 e eu joguei TODOS ok? TODOS!!
E essa é a diferença de um fã para um fanboy, certo? Vou dedar aqui a diferença de um fã para um fanboy.
Eu sou FA de Final Fantasy eu joguei TODOS, zerei TODOS, certo?
Tantos os principais quanto os spin offs.
Solar Ash
2021
Did you know? It's well documented that first lady Hillary Clinton was an avid player of the Game Boy during her husband's presidency. However, what isn't as well documented is how she loved the handheld system so much that she bought two of them to give to George Bush and Dick Cheney before their inauguration as a symbol of goodwill among the two parties. Bush and Cheney reportedly loved Metroid II in particular so much that the game's plot about the Galactic Federation making up some bullshit about dangerous weapons and sending Samus to SR388 was what inspired the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Psychonauts 2
2021
é claro que a integração, a capacidade de levar ao perdão, a determinação da interpretação lúdica da psiqué humana e a profundeza da demonstração de personalidades esteticamente são excelentes bugigangas profissionais, mas o maior poder de um psiconauta é poder escorregar num corrimão de baixo pra cima, vencendo a própria gravidade que nada mais é que um arquétipo jungiano do planeta terra
todas as mais tocantes histórias do mundo e nenhuma delas tem a ver com você. um observador ativo, alguém que permite e causa a felicidade dos outros sem receber curvas deterministicas em troca; ver as mais variadas (bonitas, feias, tóxicas, diligentes, zelosas, malvadas) formas que o amor tem de se manifestar e permitir (e até possibilitar) que elas aconteçam sem atribuir uma carga moral às próprias ações, afinal, é seu trabalho, como o de um diretor, ou o de deus. alguns deuses guardam o julgamento silencioso para o fim dos tempos e alguns são manifestações de todas essas mazelas humanas por si só, abraçando a própria natureza como verdade com v maiusculo como demonstração de Ser. qual desses é o menino de moon? qual desses é o jogador de videogame?
Mirror's Edge
2008
Fall Guys
2020
The steam page of "Disco Elysium" flashes on your screen. You've heard things. Good things. Buying it doesn't support the developers though. You consider getting a key instead.
you scrape your fingernail on the cheap white plastic of your mouse. It's rough, scraping it is only slightly more pleasant than doing the same to a blackboard.
Its thirty four dollars. thirty four bennies. dollary doos. moolah. You run out of synonyms for money.
That's like five hamburgers. Maybe. You haven't eaten them in a while.
A sepentine voice whispers in your ear. "clickkk your mousssse"
The pointer on your screen hovers over the glowing Smaragdine "Add to Cart".
You've finally lost it. The voices in your inky black conscious have come out to play.
You feel the flesh on your index flatten, a short drop, then it stops.
"click"
The mouse slides across smooth fabric, and the feeling repeats.
"click"
"click"
"click"
You've opened it.
The screen is filled with watercolor paint, the rough strokes of a brush, a grungy city/town/place/area/thing , its layers moving, the blue sky, clouds lapping like waves in an ocean.
On its left, a black box with "NEW GAME" in it.
"click"
You have a feeling that you wont regret it.
Welcome to Revachol.
you scrape your fingernail on the cheap white plastic of your mouse. It's rough, scraping it is only slightly more pleasant than doing the same to a blackboard.
Its thirty four dollars. thirty four bennies. dollary doos. moolah. You run out of synonyms for money.
That's like five hamburgers. Maybe. You haven't eaten them in a while.
A sepentine voice whispers in your ear. "clickkk your mousssse"
The pointer on your screen hovers over the glowing Smaragdine "Add to Cart".
You've finally lost it. The voices in your inky black conscious have come out to play.
You feel the flesh on your index flatten, a short drop, then it stops.
"click"
The mouse slides across smooth fabric, and the feeling repeats.
"click"
"click"
"click"
You've opened it.
The screen is filled with watercolor paint, the rough strokes of a brush, a grungy city/town/place/area/thing , its layers moving, the blue sky, clouds lapping like waves in an ocean.
On its left, a black box with "NEW GAME" in it.
"click"
You have a feeling that you wont regret it.
Welcome to Revachol.
PowerWash Simulator
2021
A game that makes you wonder if video games actually are a waste of time.
It does exactly what it wants to be and does it well but like...why? I mean to some extent it's soothing but every time my friend convinces me to play it with him, I can only think of all the other things I could and would and should rather do in that time.
So...thanks PowerWash Simulator for making me think about how I spend my time more?
5/10
It does exactly what it wants to be and does it well but like...why? I mean to some extent it's soothing but every time my friend convinces me to play it with him, I can only think of all the other things I could and would and should rather do in that time.
So...thanks PowerWash Simulator for making me think about how I spend my time more?
5/10
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