boojiboy7
2011
Hauntology the STG
Man I will never be good enough at Ketsui.
2016
Goddamn, way to ruin Majima.
2015
Just don't play anything with the story and it will be OK but not good.
2015
Look, the ending is actually super depressing, but only if you remember unwacky Majima.
The death of modern videogames, maybe.
2015
Dehumanize yourself and learn to deal with menstruation, dudes.
2011
5 stars or 1 star.
Who knows?
Go for broke.
Who knows?
Go for broke.
2019
Fuck the haters.
Game rules.
It's a mess that tries to engage with everything before it, even making a one off joke about goddamn Data Sora.
It's all about how teenage dudes don't know how to be friends.
Sure, I maybe cried a couple times. FOH.
Game rules.
It's a mess that tries to engage with everything before it, even making a one off joke about goddamn Data Sora.
It's all about how teenage dudes don't know how to be friends.
Sure, I maybe cried a couple times. FOH.
2011
Hey, remember what was interesting in Portal? Let's just sand all of that off that game, and then crank up the possibly-problematic Pixar writing. Add in far too much of that IFLScience for extra fun. Make every puzzle have only one solution that is presented really obviously as soon as you enter the room.
Oh and make the game compliment the player constantly for just being able to press buttons.
We'll aim the gun for you at the final fight, don't worry.
God, fuck this game.
Oh and make the game compliment the player constantly for just being able to press buttons.
We'll aim the gun for you at the final fight, don't worry.
God, fuck this game.
2007
Oh hey this feels like a neat short experiment. Let's never make a sequel to it. Let's not overly playtest it. Let's let players figure things out on their own. Let's be broken sometimes.
2016
Jesus, Persona team, please stop trying to talk about social issues. Or at least hire someone who isn't a middle aged Japanese dude to write it, good lord.
2017
This review contains spoilers
This game is about my depression and the way it ends makes me cry because sometimes I need someone to tell me I don't have to do it alone.
2017
It's fun. It's fine. It's a lesson telling you to stop when you stop enjoying it. I don't know why early Switch Nintendo was so hellbent on teaching us this lesson, but here it is again.
Monster Hunter is a game all about rituals and this is the end point of it's pre-World design for now. I love it.