If anyone tells you this game is mid I will mail you a silenced pistol and from there the choice is yours

You all better fucking buy this so Metroid Prime 4 can, y'know, exist

Anyone who passed on this because 2 didn't feel new, don't be as foolish as I was.

Doesn't deserve all the hate.
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Deserves some of the hate.

For a Resident Evil ripoff, this has aged fairly well in my opinion. Kinda shocking how well this works for me.

But first, this Backloggd review is sponsored by Ridge Wallet-

1993

adhd stress relief game with shotgun 🤤🤤🤤

So happy this is the first Metroid game I ever played.

"Wow, Zelda, that's one Major-a Mask" -Super Mario

whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh story of UNDERTALE! i fell from the light talk Or should I fight monster genocide this my UNDERTALE (TM)

If it's of any consolation, it gets a whole extra star because of how fucking funny it is

Finally, after all these years... Pokémon Anal. Thanks Nintendo, very cool.

The greatest moment in life was giving Cars 3: Driven to Win 3.5/5 Stars on Backloggd.com/games/cars-3-driven-to-win, can confirm.