remakes that cause damage

this is a companion to remakes that can replace

the criteria is effectively the opposite. the games listed here will either be harmful to the original's image, or "remasters" that are broken in ways that make them all around worse to play (silent hill hd collection is the perfect example of this)

suggestions are welcome, but inclusions are strict (no sotc 2018 - the aesthetic is marginally altered but the identity of the game is fully intact and it controls identically)

Yakuza Kiwami
Yakuza Kiwami
standalone yakuza 0 dlc with none of the style or personality of the original yakuza. fucks up the soundtrack and tacks on mechanics that bloat the experience substantially

fuck majima everywhere and its progressions system
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
edge case - this game is fine, really (art direction aside) but the hitboxes are wonkier and make a decent amount of the platforming much stricter than it's supposed to be
Ratchet & Clank
Ratchet & Clank
preserves nothing at all about the original's intent and is nothing more than a pixar-knockoff cashgrab. gets frequently lauded as an improvement over the original for inexplicable psyop reasons

typically i'd be willing to classify this as a reimagining - something transformative - but i'm not willing to look past this game completely defying everything the original stands for with absolutely nothing to show for it beyond more modern appealing combat
Yakuza Kiwami 2
Yakuza Kiwami 2
standalone yakuza 6 dlc which saps yakuza 2 of its identity in the same way that k1 does to y1. 6-ified music, 6-ified gameplay. missing content from the original too

also just has bad direction. whoever decided SiM was a good replacement for the crazy ken band was out of their fucking mind
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D
neutered bosses (among other babified mechanic changes) and completely different art direction. never trust a developer who hates their own work on god
Persona 3 Portable
Persona 3 Portable
catch-all for persona 3 rereleases

p3 portable: the unambiguous flaw here is the lack of anime cutscenes. some people prefer the vn format for exploration but most do not. direct party control is contentious, but it cannot be denied that its inclusion began to muddy the reputation of p3fes and frame it as game that had aged poorly. p3p is not designed around its gameplay changes, so there's a definite loss of identity here, especially because the lack of party control played into p3's narrative

it'd be unfair not to mention the female protagonist route, which is a nice remix of the game and worth checking out for fans of any version

p3 reload: replaces p3's identity and aesthetic with that of its movies and also largely nixes the direction of the original game. maintains portable's direct party control, but does not include the female protagonist and (currently) also does not include 'the answer' from fes

does include some scenes to expand upon antagonists and fully voices social links. also changes the way tartarus works significantly
Demon's Souls
Demon's Souls
haphazardly remodels a cult classic with no regard whatsoever for its art direction

completely identical gameplay tho!
Yakuza 3 Remastered
Yakuza 3 Remastered
butchered enemy ai that doesn't stop blocking or quickstepping makes this already tedious game about a hundred times more so
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
has harmed the dreamcast original's reputation primarily due to a lot of glitchiness, but also uneven art direction
Bully: Scholarship Edition
Bully: Scholarship Edition
game dev dont release a broken buggy pc port challenge minute 1
Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories
while the fully voiced cutscenes are an arguable improvement, the identity of the gba release is sacrificed in favor of asset recycling from kh1

the gameplay is also extremely fucking confusing and generally sours the reputation of the original
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster
totally fucked models particularly on x. x-2 is mostly fine because the models weren't remade, but everyone in x looks like they've been dolled up for shitty beauty commercials. yuna especially is incapable of having facial expressions
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated
edge case - this is mostly fine for someone unfamiliar with the original, but the modified controls coupled with unchanged level design and additional invisible walls gives the impression of this game being rougher than its established fans remember

also general lack of animation/polish in places which the original does not share
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona
on one hand, this is the best way to play p1 besides the japanese ps1 release. on the other, it has many problems of its own - primarily related to gameplay being neutered and the soundtrack being way too condensed and repetitive

there is a fan patch to restore the original music, but it's not complete. p1 has an absolutely massive soundtrack and many of its tracks aren't accounted for
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy IX
horrendously ugly mobile port that undersells how gorgeous of a game the original is
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
Zero Escape: The Nonary Games
for 999 specifically

why? that's a good question indeed. i suggest you don't look it up!
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania
in short: the friction's fucked up from the originals

this is a game about rolling a ball on an obstacle course. physics are important!

also the minigames are fucked up
Half-Life: Source
Half-Life: Source
pointless to play this version when all it does is play exactly the same and introduce new bugs
Sonic Colors: Ultimate
Sonic Colors: Ultimate
for what it's worth the horrible bugginess makes this more entertaining than the original release

so you might as well play this one tbh
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
Persona 2: Innocent Sin
edge case - if the braindead, godawful gameplay here has turned you away, try the fan translation of the ps1 version and see if you prefer that

the psp port makes localization improvements and increases the overall speed of the game, but this is at the cost of it becoming the literal easiest jrpg you may ever play

seriously - i never game-overed once in this entire thing. it's fucking braindead
Sonic Origins
Sonic Origins
mj songs in sonic 3 are replaced with beta tracks. seeing that this is a series where the music is half the experience

also the physics are fucked up in places
Batman: Return to Arkham
Batman: Return to Arkham
big fan of ports of old games that look inexplicably and inarguably worse than their original versions
Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter
Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter
catch-all for every serious sam hd remaster

ugly as fuck and personality-sapping in many regards

makes me realize i actually should try this game again because i didn't know it used to not look like dogshit
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2
effectively a different game from the 360 release

the ps3 couldn't handle the high amount of enemies on-screen, so they were cut substantially and buffed to compensate. this makes dismemberment (a core mechanic in the original release) a complete pain in the ass

sigma 1 is also on thin ice, but it's not nearly as fucked up as this
Klonoa
Klonoa
pretty easily the worst version of klonoa to play due to its drab visuals

even if you don't want to play the ps1 original (for whatever reason) phantasy reverie's version is just a more faithful rendition of this wii port anyway
Blood: Fresh Supply
Blood: Fresh Supply
bad buggy port. only buy this to download the original blood instead
Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
Lol. Lmao even
Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition
Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition
who would've thunk porting mobile ports to modern systems wouldn't be ideal
Mega Man: The Wily Wars
Mega Man: The Wily Wars
they fucked up the hitboxes and made it ugly
Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
uglier and lacks content from the original (despite having some new modes of its own)

fine for a returning fan but not ideal for getting through the base game
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD
robomodo gaming
The House of the Dead: Remake
The House of the Dead: Remake
controls poorly and looks like shit
Secret of Mana
Secret of Mana
this shit is fucking ugly!!!
Warcraft III: Reforged
Warcraft III: Reforged
what the fuck are you doing and why is this garbage the only version with multiplayer supported on battle.net - are you fucking insane?
Baroque
Baroque
thank god the original is translated now
Ape Escape: On the Loose
Ape Escape: On the Loose
have you ever wondered what it'd be like to play a game designed for two analog sticks on a console with only one?
Cave Story 3D
Cave Story 3D
there's no reason to play anything other than the original release for a multitude of reasons
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
cowa-fuckin-piece-of-dog-shit
Tales of Phantasia
Tales of Phantasia
gba version has slowdown during combat and shittier music
Resident Evil 4: Mobile Edition
Resident Evil 4: Mobile Edition
all the resident evil remakes are nothing more than alternate takes on the original games

however

this mobile port burned me out on re4 before i even played the original version. i cannot think of a release more damaging than one that disengages someone from its source material altogether

fuck you re4 mobile edition
XIII
XIII
technical shitshow which played and looked worse than the original
Tales of Symphonia Remastered
Tales of Symphonia Remastered
bad technical problems, graphical errors and frame dips
Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition
Blade Runner: Enhanced Edition
airbrushed ass game with other bad choices. backlashed so hard the devs included the original version as a free 'bonus'
Commandos 3: HD Remaster
Commandos 3: HD Remaster
when the game is identical but buggier
Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons
Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons
genuinely what the fuck happened here
BioShock
BioShock
man what the fuck is this shit. there's three of these??

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2 months ago

Sonic Origins is a debatable contender for this I think.
- Altered music
- buggy on launch, I heard
- Inferior to Fan projects

2 months ago

Cave Story 3D

2 months ago

@toasterninja tbh i wasn't aware of it but that's pretty fucking hilarious nonetheless

@huss kiwami's contentious. i'll think about what the bigger offender between 1/2 is

@yata777 it's such a tired and obnoxious debate but yeah i could add reload and mention most others as notes

@artur a few things here:

1. chrono cross only has performance issues on the hd visuals. simply don't use them. the additional features + radical dreamers localization make the port worthwhile over the ps1 release

2. dracula x and ratchet & clank are not comparable as "reimaginings". dracula x is roughly a remix of rondo with the same general narrative. ratchet & clank is a ground-up "reimagining" on a gameplay level, but narratively it completely betrays itself by being exactly what the original is making fun of.

3. i'm on the verge of adding it out of principle but i still see sotc's complaints as excessively whiny. almost everything looks the same and bluepoint stuck very closely to the original art direction. demon's souls doesn't even look like it exists within the same fucking genre

4. final fantasy x uses different models for different cutscenes. much like kingdom hearts, there is a low poly face texture one used for in-game dialogue. higher res and more detailed models are used for cutscenes. this scene is a good showcase of how fucked up the faces are - how they don't convey anything but neutral expression

this is something i call damaging because the hd remaster claims to be just that - an hd remaster - and it isn't one. it literally looks worse

@janssenjam i'll add that one as an edge case for the lack of mj, but generally i'd say origins is a great way to play those games. the bugs are ironed out and having the option to play widescreen is very nice

@mrhoodie good call

2 months ago

GTA 4 on PC, one of the most infamous ports ever, absolutely horrible optimization and can sometimes manage to look worse than the console versions
the 3d era gta games don't have optimization issues but they do suffer from rockstar cutting small things that were in the original ps2 version that generally just made the game look very nice, san andreas especially has a very noticeable yellow filter on the ps2 version that added a lot to the atmosphere but it's completely gone on PC
deadly premonition on PC is probably the most broken port I've ever played and it's still not that fixable to this day, you're literally better off emulating it on RPCS3, better performance and less crashes all around
(not sure if they count since they're not remakes but since saints row 2 is included i figured these can be included too)

2 months ago

Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories is the biggest example of this to me. The remake looks like a 3D action game, but plays like the original 2D roguelike deckbuilder, which makes the game disorienting and much harder.
fuck you for putting resi 4 mobile on here. krill yourself

2 months ago

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2 months ago

monkey ball banana mania

2 months ago

every modern remake

2 months ago

mega man powered up is also a good shout here

2 months ago

SADX being on here feels dirty... But I never did play the Dreamcast original.

2 months ago

Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn
-A lots of visual downgrades as expected when moving to less powerful hardware
-Multiplayer removed
-Most annoyingly they added weird overpowered power ups that Kirby can use, that you come across rather frequently, making an very easy game almost braindead.
-A hard mode was added, giving Kirby a health bar,(getting hit in the original just caused you to lose currency), but also added in an annoying little devil creature that shows up every few minutes and interrupting the music. It becomes very easy to deal with since the new power ups will instantly destroy him,(for some reason they aren't removed in hard mode)

+New Meta Knight and Dedede modes are kinda fun

2 months ago

I was gonna scroll past this list thinking there was nothing I could contribute to it but then I remembered...

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

Runs at half the framerate, drops the iconic art style of the original, the music doesnt really stand out (for one of the best OSTs in the M&L RPG saga) is released at the end of the life cycle of the 3DS where no one was buying games for it anymore, and ultimately causes the end of Alphadream as we know it. I am very sour towards this remake, specially when its for one of my favorite games of the DS and of all time
@huntermask damn, good choice. The little I've seen and heard, sounds way worse than the original

2 months ago

@huss gta4 on pc is not a remake or a remaster

@nightduck good call. i think there's something to be said in favor of re:com's voiced cutscenes, but its confusing gameplay and asset recycling definitely gives the original a more soured reputation

@matsu _ very good call. dunno why i didn't think of that sooner. powered up and maverick hunter x i feel are pretty clearly labeled as 'the original with a twist' rather than trying to be replacements. i think they're nice for what they are. dracula x chronicles type beat

@kinekuri that's more or less what my opinion would be, but i'm trying to be reasonable here and not too petty

@compressedjpeg recommended viewing. if it were just art changes i wouldn't care so much, but dx also introduces a lot of glitches which are worsened on the pc version. dreamcast and modded steam are the way to go with sa1 - no exceptions (hell, you can keep the sa2 models if you want when modding the steam ver)

@mediocreampuf i had no idea about this one. thanks!

@huntermask also a very good call. thanks!

2 months ago

@tomzacz got caught in the noise and missed this one. thanks!

2 months ago

added sotc due to extremely high demand. also included p3p with a note for other persona games

2 months ago

@chandler
yeah they're not, but neither was saints row 2

2 months ago

@huss correct - i removed that after responding to you for the sake of consistency

2 months ago

Black Mesa
Resident Evil 3 Remake
MGS Twin Snakes

2 months ago

"demon's souls doesn't even look like it exists within the same fucking genre"

Saying you don't like the changes is one thing but this is such extreme hyperbole it's kinda silly.

2 months ago

@fallengrace it really isn't. just look at enemies like vanguard. the original looks like the rubber suit of a toku monster and borders on being cute. the bluepoint version looks ugly and bloody like a doom 2016 enemy. similar things can be said for the lighting changes in his environment

if you think those are similar, then that's just where we disagree

2 months ago

I didn't say they look similar? I've played both games a lot, I imported the original Demons Souls before it even got a Western announcement. I'm aware of the differences and personally aren't bothered by them, however I'm aware some people are which is fine.

My point though, (regardless of it we agree about the game or not) was claiming it looks like it's in a different genre does more harm to the point you're trying to make by exaggerating to an extreme that is completely ridiculous. It's the same game, it's still a souls game, it still looks like one.

2 months ago

actually agree with @fallengrace on this. dont get me wrong the demons souls remake definitely takes some generous liberties, but in the opposite direction you seem to have gotten. Flamelurker in particular has gone from a demonic entity that seems to be melting and/or in constant pain into a rocky WoW raid boss. in some cases it takes the juice out, but with the vanguard it kinda only added some. i understand preferring the aesthetic of the original - i do too - but i think we have to define what that aesthetic is before we get mad at bluepoint for interpreting it themselves. SotC is completely fine and shouldnt be on this list.

RE2 should be on this list not because its necessarily harmful to the original but because it started the remake trend that plagues the industry now. it was cute when SotC and RE2 did it but now its becoming a prevalent issue and expectation that remakes "replace" the original.

RE4 should be on here because it perpetrates that but also is worse than the original in literally every way and has effectively become the "ultimate" version

2 months ago

>No WWHD

You had one job.

Also MM3D is fine with the fanpatch

2 months ago

@fallengrace @multigenre maybe it's a bit much to say entirely different genres, but i think we're splitting hairs over misinterpretations of the same point. they're still both dark fantasy, sure, but i would still argue they are very different brands of it. it's worth also nailing down that DeS is already a game that's essentially stitched together with recycled assets and takes on a hundred different aesthetics by nature, whether intentional or not. so it's especially easy to see why bluepoint's vision feels like such a major departure since there's no real consistent vision to begin with

for this reason, i do think it belongs here. i think it's very easy for someone to see parts of this game and go, "oh it's just a more modern version" when it's really just all over the place in a different way

multigenre - i do agree with you on sotc - i'm glad to hear someone else say it, cause i was starting to think i was going crazy there. i'll remove it again. i'm inclined to disagree on re2make - i feel it's everything a remake should be (a complete reimagining that doesn't piss too hard on what the original sought to do) but i do agree on re4 due to how similar-but-worse it appears to be gameplay-wise and mechanically. do note that i haven't played this game, but that's certainly the impression i get from absorbing so much of it via osmosis

i do get your whole 'seinfeld effect' stance on it, but that's too petty of a reason imo

@icyjiub wwhd is bloom-ridden but that's really about it. fan content isn't being acknowledged for criteria in this list, but either way mm3d's issues do not start and end at mechanical changes

2 months ago

@chandler
WWHD would be better if it was just Bloom. It completely breaks the cel shading outside of areas with direct sunlight.

2 months ago

removed re4 after being held upside down and tortured for hours on end. i have concluded that all of the resident evil remakes are just alternate takes and there's nothing really wrong with that because they're still true enough to the originals and not seeking to replace them anyway

2 months ago

actually you should put etrian untold 1 and 2 tbh, the simpler dungeon designs and emphasis on "story" were pretty misguided approaches to revisiting those games that ended up ripple-effecting into "aged badly"

2 months ago

@apocynadeae isn't the original version playable within untold? or am i mistaken


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