ciruelman
1996
most likely the worst game ever made
i remember waiting for this game translation for years,even though i really dislike tf 5,and what a fucking let down,same awful writing from 5 with no improvements
dissapointing,covers way to much movies in a kind of short game run time,so each movie feels extremely superficial and boring,just go play the original lego star wars games,way better than this thing
2021
brain rot maxxing the game
2016
worst micro transactions on any videogame ever,when i was little this game literally make me cry because i had waited for like an entire year for a pack for two fucking ur's and i open 96 packs out of the 100 available and still didnt pack neither
only reason it isnt a half a star is because of the interesting meta and gameplay that this game has compared to modern yugioh formats that suck ass,but those micro transactions are unforgivable
only reason it isnt a half a star is because of the interesting meta and gameplay that this game has compared to modern yugioh formats that suck ass,but those micro transactions are unforgivable
combining modern cod with a bad battle royale type of gameplay might be one of the worst fps experiences i ever had
first of all the prep time is way to much,is like 5 minutes to find a match,another 2 minutes for it to start and another minute just dropping into the map,you already have there 8 minutes in a match when nothing has happened.
before i make any other comments first i want to state the main problem that makes this game awful,is the idea itself.look cod gameplay loop and low ttk only works because there are quick respawns and a small map size,it makes for addicting gameplay and the game needs to be not that punishing when they kill you because a lot of the kills in cod in general comes from luck who see who first.
warzone throws all of this out of the fucking window,the maps are way too big and open,making for you to find an enemy and go from place to place take a lifetime,but when you do is more likely than not them shooting you from 700 feet away with a sniper rifle or other long range weapons,so you most likely will be killed with no counter measure.
also most of the maps that they be adding recently are honestly awful,the only thing that maked old warzone maps cool was the city battles where you can go to the skycrapers and shit,but recently they only be adding deserts that had near no buildings.
the low ttk is also awful for a battle royale,battle royales need to have high ttk because getting killed in 5 seconds when you have prep during a match for 20 minutes sucks,thats why good battle royales have high ttk like apex or fortnite
and something i actually like from this game is the gulag,but honestly winning it is kind of worthless since first,you most likely will be killed inmediatly after respawning because since you spawn close to where you die,the guy that just kills you can stay close and try to kill you,that most of the time they will,and even when you dont fight those rats,you have really low chance to succeed since you have absolutely no loot and deep in the game that is a death sentence,so most of the time is just more worth it to search for a new game.
and even past all of that,the gameplay still feels awful,ttk is incosistent,the game is extremely luck based,it has awful clunky movement especially vertical wise,controller players have unfair advantage,the game is badly balanced,it just doesnt feel good
also there isnt anything interest story,aesthetic or sound wise in this game and the cosmetics are just mostly trash and forgettable
the only good thing i can say about this game is that is fun to watch people playing it or streaming it,but playing it yourself is a completely different experience
also is most likely fun playing it with friends,but what game isnt right?
strong 0 to light 1
first of all the prep time is way to much,is like 5 minutes to find a match,another 2 minutes for it to start and another minute just dropping into the map,you already have there 8 minutes in a match when nothing has happened.
before i make any other comments first i want to state the main problem that makes this game awful,is the idea itself.look cod gameplay loop and low ttk only works because there are quick respawns and a small map size,it makes for addicting gameplay and the game needs to be not that punishing when they kill you because a lot of the kills in cod in general comes from luck who see who first.
warzone throws all of this out of the fucking window,the maps are way too big and open,making for you to find an enemy and go from place to place take a lifetime,but when you do is more likely than not them shooting you from 700 feet away with a sniper rifle or other long range weapons,so you most likely will be killed with no counter measure.
also most of the maps that they be adding recently are honestly awful,the only thing that maked old warzone maps cool was the city battles where you can go to the skycrapers and shit,but recently they only be adding deserts that had near no buildings.
the low ttk is also awful for a battle royale,battle royales need to have high ttk because getting killed in 5 seconds when you have prep during a match for 20 minutes sucks,thats why good battle royales have high ttk like apex or fortnite
and something i actually like from this game is the gulag,but honestly winning it is kind of worthless since first,you most likely will be killed inmediatly after respawning because since you spawn close to where you die,the guy that just kills you can stay close and try to kill you,that most of the time they will,and even when you dont fight those rats,you have really low chance to succeed since you have absolutely no loot and deep in the game that is a death sentence,so most of the time is just more worth it to search for a new game.
and even past all of that,the gameplay still feels awful,ttk is incosistent,the game is extremely luck based,it has awful clunky movement especially vertical wise,controller players have unfair advantage,the game is badly balanced,it just doesnt feel good
also there isnt anything interest story,aesthetic or sound wise in this game and the cosmetics are just mostly trash and forgettable
the only good thing i can say about this game is that is fun to watch people playing it or streaming it,but playing it yourself is a completely different experience
also is most likely fun playing it with friends,but what game isnt right?
strong 0 to light 1
1999
extremely fun times with friends
2017
this is played only by degenerate weebs and furry's
2020
Amazing,adrenaline fueled,short game
Extremely fun,quick,and smooth gameplay that is addicting.
You have a good variety of weapons,and you can use combos of them,like you hit them with this first and the other weapon second,and since you can carry all the weapons at the same time,it gives you a lot of diversity and versatiliy,and since there isnt one of them that is busted (maybe the coin pistol) they all are decently viable
ultrakill gun tier list:https://tiermaker.com/list/indie-games/ultrakill-all-weapons-including-sharpshooter-15491614/3850620
You have replayability because of ranks,secret levels and challenge runs
in terms of difficulty,the game can be hard with enemy like the mannequins or with bosses like first gabriel and the ferryman,but if you arent going for p rank or challenge runs or secret levels,the game is pretty mild in difficulty
ultrakill boss and enemies tier list:https://tiermaker.com/list/video-games/ultrakill-enemies-and-bosses-1116433/3850592
the aesthetics of the game are great,especially with the psx filter on,real retro vibes going on,and the aesthetics of the textures are gritty,like a robot dystopia mesh with some divine stuff,and add to that like a million liters of blood.
the biggest problem of the game is the abrupt ending because the game is still on develompent
overall,just a really promising,great game
strong 8 to light 9
Extremely fun,quick,and smooth gameplay that is addicting.
You have a good variety of weapons,and you can use combos of them,like you hit them with this first and the other weapon second,and since you can carry all the weapons at the same time,it gives you a lot of diversity and versatiliy,and since there isnt one of them that is busted (maybe the coin pistol) they all are decently viable
ultrakill gun tier list:https://tiermaker.com/list/indie-games/ultrakill-all-weapons-including-sharpshooter-15491614/3850620
You have replayability because of ranks,secret levels and challenge runs
in terms of difficulty,the game can be hard with enemy like the mannequins or with bosses like first gabriel and the ferryman,but if you arent going for p rank or challenge runs or secret levels,the game is pretty mild in difficulty
ultrakill boss and enemies tier list:https://tiermaker.com/list/video-games/ultrakill-enemies-and-bosses-1116433/3850592
the aesthetics of the game are great,especially with the psx filter on,real retro vibes going on,and the aesthetics of the textures are gritty,like a robot dystopia mesh with some divine stuff,and add to that like a million liters of blood.
the biggest problem of the game is the abrupt ending because the game is still on develompent
overall,just a really promising,great game
strong 8 to light 9
2023
this game has less changes made to its predecesor than some annual fifas,let that sink in
2023
this game goes to show just how lazy valve are,and how they get away with it without even a slap of the wrist is disgusting
light 3
light 3
2019
amazing game,but i started it nearly two years ago at this point,i never know if im going to finish it,i just feel stuck and have a lack of motivation to keep playing,but it has some of the best exploration of any game i played so far
strong 8 to light 9
strong 8 to light 9
hentai writing level of bad
this game feels like a large scale hentai but with no nudity
2023
slightly worse than cs go,and again extremely addictive game (especially in dust 2) that promotes a "one more game" kind of deal and two hours go by extremely quickly,i still have a problem with a lot of things though