wish i had the job of "desk smasher" where i could run in and say "STOP COPYING OTHER GAMES POORLY YOU DUMB FUCKS. PLEASE JUST TRY TO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN UNIQUE AND BETTER MECHANICS"

game feels like shit to play, main character is a shitty boring nobody, level design is ugly, NPCs all look like a john carpenter monster, i fucking hate it. i only made it like an hour.

you are not allowed to complain about yakuza 3 combat until you play this shit, jesus christ

otherwise this game is great and i really enjoyed all the characters (story was dumb as fuck but considering only one yakuza game has a good story it doesnt really matter)

my ai counterparts run in and scream "target!" and then proceed to shoot each other in the face just like a real swat team

still havent hit the point where these games are fun. hmm doom was about heavy metal music and boring guns with no ammo. i am very good at game design.

me: "hmm i hate breath of the wild, today i will try Bad Anime Breath of The Wild"

what a surprise what my opinion on it is

this game is desperately trying to convince you that it is cool while simultaneously wasting all your time

had to stop playing because baby mario crying made me want to stab myself

they finally made a game as good as 4

love this game. it is what super castlevania iv should have been.

i love this game. i hate this game.

sekiro is frustrating because it is so good and yet it suffers from poor design decisions in a lot of areas, but the good parts are so good that they outweigh these issues. the combat is great and really relies on you learning the game properly and getting better at it, moreso than any of from's other games. not a lot of cheese here, and if there is, it's usually not nearly as satisfying as learning the fights in and out.

however, the combat is bookended with enemies such as big monsters and large body swordsman that are extremely unfun to fight. they completely invalidate how the combat works and it's not fun, you just end up running around and then running up and stabbing, then running again, or spamming tools of some kind to whittle them down (also, not fun!). these aspects make the game INCREDIBLY tedious in some areas, where i often found myself saying "why the fuck would you put that in a game like this?"

but to me overall sekiro wins out over its bad parts. the highs are way way higher than the lows are lower. there are bad levels (sunken valley and fountainhead palace are some of the worst levels ive ever played in a from software game), and the bosses as i mentioned before are not all amazing. but sekiro's setting, combat, story, and presentation all immensely outweigh any flaws i can bring up with the game.

i love it. it's the worst best game, as a friend would call it.

wish there was more content like the other two remakes but ehhhh it's still RE3 so it's still good