I had so much more fun reading this games lore wiki after playing aw2 than I did actually playing this

I liked this too much at 16 for me to hate it now, but yeah I can't lie it's pretty bad

man, they don't make em like they used to (they absolutely still do I'm just 27 years old now...)

I have pressed the square button fewer times in entire playthroughs of some games than I did in my hour with this

Honestly I wish the cake was a lie, cake sucks

they should make katamari damacy real

sadly not enough of a furry to be into this

I'm not usually the "man NHL is so bad this year" guy but man NHL is so bad this year

this game boldly asks "what if resident evil 4 was the worst thing ever?"

It's called nights into dreams because I went to sleep immediately after starting it

Go go into the sand and the dust and the sky

imagine working at clover studio in 2005, you lean over your co-workers shoulder to see one of the most beautiful cel shaded open worlds ever, flowers everywhere, a luscious white wolf running in the wind.

then you check out what someone else is working on and they're programing a spanking qte...

I honestly think I'd rather go outside and eat some worms then continue this

I was gonna go 3.5 until I purchased that Luxury Hand Massage. 5/5 cutscene