This review was written before the game released


WHY THE FUCK DID SHE START NAE NAEING IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES

DOES YOUR GOAT HAVE THIS MANY BANGERS?????
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT MIYAZAKI #1 BAYBE

Remastered is what I played but I'll just use this one

Not bad but it just makes me wanna play DS1 or skip it to play DS3

IT HAS BEEN THE LONGEST TIME SINCE I'VE ACTUALLY FINISHED A GAME BUT I HAD TO DO IT WITH THIS ONE HOLY SHIT

When I started to play Kaizo's and rom hacks of this game and going back to it I realized how perfect the controls and the level design was

MAN I PROMISE,SHE'S SO SELF-CONSCIOUS

when the Announcer says ULTRAAAAA COMBOOOOOOO that's true gaming right there

I haven't played the original games so I can't compare but fun and the ost slaps

Still playing but this the one I suck but this is the one

I FUCKING BEAT CASTLEVANIA (with saves)