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No one asked to be able to drink mayonnaise. Thousands have asked for the option to make the playable character non-binary.
Well, at least we can now drink mayonnaise. Thanks, Eric.

Metroid Zero Mission makes the original Metroid playable! This game is great, exploring the caverns of Zebes and collecting the many upgrades and items is thrilling. This game made me realize how good Metroid games are, and it got me hooked on the rest of the series!

The popular criticism with this one is that it's just the GBA game with multiplayer but like... that's why it's so good? WarioWare has always been better as a multiplayer party game than a single player experience.

This one in particular has some really creative game modes that really make the experience. Probably one of the best party games I've played. It has no right being as fun as it is

really fell in love with the music and the story
did not fall in love with those evil late game bosses tho

is this the edging i keep hearing about

probably one of the best puzzle systems ever buried under 10 hours of sexism and transphobia masquerading as a narrative

they should give every game with 2 characters in a campaign this co op system. let me play as atreus

this is like bioshock 1 if it fucking SUCKED

prescribe this shit to insomniacs it will send them to sleep in 20 minutes