i hate leon s kennedy for what he did to me and my girlfriend. i was happily together with my dearly beloved, strolling through the mall after purchasing my newest anime figures, when she came across a cutout of leon s kennedy. her eyes lit up and she dashed over, grappling the cutout. i watched, in horror, as she abandoned me in the crowded mall to passionately fornicate with the cutout in front of everyone. cowgirl, doggy style, front, back, side, double eagle, splits, sloppy, dry, all while i watched. after she was finished she smashed the $45 dollar engagement ring my mother bought for us and ran with him. if there was 1 fictional character i could kill it would be leon s kennedy

b-bounjour... ahem hello. i am a le 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱 forenginer from a, uh, france, and I have erm moved to japan to learn le culture of a le japanese. for many years i have wished to a lllllearn le way of le japanesse for i have a, how do you say, loved many le 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓮. i wish to learn le 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓲, for you see, everytime i imagine le beautiful samurai man, i seem to breath le less et less breath, 😫 thinking about their bodies and great swords. ah that sight is making gleeful of le anime men i see so much. 𝓸𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓲𝓮𝓾.. i cannot hold le back, i must... OOOOOUUUUUGHHHHH...!......... yes... it would seem i am very fond of le japanesse 😊

AITA For Banning My Yummi Duo And Discord Mod Co-Worker After She Cheated On Me With Him? So me (32M) and my e-girlfriend Yummi duo (15F) have been happily duoing on bot lane for about 5 days now when she told me that my discord mod co-worker (27M) had been hitting on her in DMs. To be perfectly honest I wasn't playing attention while she said it as I was trying hard to get a triple kill in dragon pit but anyway apparently she watched Borat 2 with him in movies VC yesterday and I banned them both. I had a long day of cleaning toilets at the middle school I work at so I the beast inside me was running wild but I feel kind of guilty not being able to get clean double kills in bot without her. AITA?