i edge while playing this game and everytime the jack in the box enemy appears i let it pop and shoot massive globs of goo all over my rainbow keyboard

she Baldur on my Gate til i 3

This review was written before the game released

if i hear that "yes i can, no you cant" ad one more time I'm going to drive a semitruck loaded with homemade Explosives into Blizzard HQ.

was excited for this game until they realized they could just horny bait with marketing like neanderthals then lost all interest entirely. If they horny baited with a beefy 8 foot tall robot man however...

slowly inching penis inside of foxy dont worry folks, im a professional.

vault boy came out of the screen and beat my ass

(just learnt waht sex was 3 hours ago) yeah that was cool I guess.

picking up some really evil and fucked up vibes from this game. stay Vigilante My Friends

2009

As a graduate of Saw's School of Murder and Torture I feel like I connect to this game on a super personal level since also I'm am empath

creating a new twisted fucked up version of iq called "evil iq" that is stronger and darker then regular iq that can be really high even if your regular iq is small

Smiling to myself... thinking this might be Silent Hill's biggest adventure yet

computer generate 7 more final fantasys and have them all cost 0$ and have gay sex options thank you

2020

One hour into playing Omori I stood up, said WAIT THIS GAME IS FOR LITTLE KID LOSERS then dove straight out of my window and broke my femur

Like Sisyphus and the Rock except I'm Sisyphus and the Rock is my bumbling idiotic co-op playing wife who keeps messing up the puzzles.