Hell is real and it's called Blitzball.

I want Monty to crush my balls in his jaw.

The biggest Psyop in history was when fans of this game actually convinced the world Sans was hot.

THE MIMIC!!!
THE MIMIC IS REAL!!!

Pretty good game but I thought the part where you dip a guy's balls in milk and breadcrumbs and then deep-fry his nuts was kind of weird but besides from that pretty good.

Racism... is bad?!

This game was just created so Hideo Kojima could show off his banging playlist.

Pac-Man's a bad guy?

Where was he on the day of the tragedy? 'Stomping Koopa's'? Yeah, nice alibi...

This morning my mom came into my room. She told me, 'take a shower, it's been weeks'. Sorry liberal, the only thing I bathe in is the blood of my enemies!!!

I'd be an amazing Brooklyn accent having goon. Been practicing my 'IT'S THE BAT' and 'IT'S THE SPIDAHMAN' since I was born.

What combinated of drugs and or other substances should I take before playing? I wanna scream like a Vietnam vet every time I get jumpscared before having cardiac arrest.

My dick has taken me to places that I wouldn't go to with a gun. - James Sunderland

How about you Korean backdash your way into getting some pussy.

Adam Sandler is; YUME NICKY
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺.