Adam Sandler is; YUME NICKY
𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺.

How about you Korean backdash your way into getting some pussy.

My dick has taken me to places that I wouldn't go to with a gun. - James Sunderland

What combinated of drugs and or other substances should I take before playing? I wanna scream like a Vietnam vet every time I get jumpscared before having cardiac arrest.

I'd be an amazing Brooklyn accent having goon. Been practicing my 'IT'S THE BAT' and 'IT'S THE SPIDAHMAN' since I was born.

This morning my mom came into my room. She told me, 'take a shower, it's been weeks'. Sorry liberal, the only thing I bathe in is the blood of my enemies!!!

Where was he on the day of the tragedy? 'Stomping Koopa's'? Yeah, nice alibi...

Pac-Man's a bad guy?

This game was just created so Hideo Kojima could show off his banging playlist.

Racism... is bad?!

Pretty good game but I thought the part where you dip a guy's balls in milk and breadcrumbs and then deep-fry his nuts was kind of weird but besides from that pretty good.

THE MIMIC!!!
THE MIMIC IS REAL!!!

The biggest Psyop in history was when fans of this game actually convinced the world Sans was hot.

I want Monty to crush my balls in his jaw.

Hell is real and it's called Blitzball.