frogger
2009
Wii Fit Plus what?
why does this game keep telling me what an amber relic is
2007
Rosalina really did just gather up all her lumas in the library just to tell them how her parents are dead
2011
one time when I was younger I was out sick from school since I had contracted a Rhythm Heaven Fever. It's the same as a regular fever, except you can faintly hear the Remix 10 music playing in your ears on loop
I went to the barber shop in this game and the dog inside made me take a long buzzfeed quiz, then she decided to give me a shitty haircut and told me she wouldn't fix it until tomorrow
2009
this game taught me what a "wake" is
2010
which level is the Super Mario Galaxy?
2010
This game is great it teaches you how to use power bombs within the first 5 minutes and then you don't get to do it again until the end of the game
2001
Imagine you're on your deathbed. You've lived a long happy life and you're surrounded by the friends and family you've gained throughout it.
Over the years, you've accumulated more life experiences then you can count. From the exciting, dynamic days of your innocent youth, the slower and more relaxing years of your retirement, and all the time stretched in between.
You've seem times that are good, times that are bad. You've smiled, laughed, cried. You fell in love...you fell out. But in the end, you know it was all worth it to bring you all that you have now, and the people around you. It all made you who you are today.
So even though you know your time is limited.
It's alright.
It's...
sad but...
You're satisfied,
and you can leave your life behind you knowing that even though your life was short,
it was sweet too.
But it's time to go
You close your eyes one last time...
The world around you goes dark.
An endless abyss
Yellow text appears
TRY AGAIN
You lose a yellow orb.
Over the years, you've accumulated more life experiences then you can count. From the exciting, dynamic days of your innocent youth, the slower and more relaxing years of your retirement, and all the time stretched in between.
You've seem times that are good, times that are bad. You've smiled, laughed, cried. You fell in love...you fell out. But in the end, you know it was all worth it to bring you all that you have now, and the people around you. It all made you who you are today.
So even though you know your time is limited.
It's alright.
It's...
sad but...
You're satisfied,
and you can leave your life behind you knowing that even though your life was short,
it was sweet too.
But it's time to go
You close your eyes one last time...
The world around you goes dark.
An endless abyss
Yellow text appears
TRY AGAIN
You lose a yellow orb.
this is the game where Nintendo decided it was easier to mirror the entire universe than to make Link right handed
2007
paper mario actually fucking dies and then learns hell is real
wario would be very good at playing the maracas
2009
little mac became a world circuit champion boxer at 17. when i was 17 i tried to punch someone but tripped and then tripped again while getting up
2009
more like lame party 3
as far as I know, all the R.O.B.'s that detonated subspace bombs are canonically dead and there's nothing you can do to save them