Excellent combat and character upgrading system

But holy christ
The entire game
THE ENTIRE GAME
is narrated in rhyming prose

It is very, very grating

You actually cant imagine how fun this is until you play it

Every time I threw a dude, dopamine rush

Absolute best way to mount your friends

You can get killed by poops in this game

Fun chillhop vibes for a fun chillhop time

This game fucking rocks and has absolutely ZERO anime coomer bait which makes it a true gem

The gold standard for modern retro style platformers

Oops I put 400 hours in to this

A hysterical game that is actually good despite looking like just a joke

Love the salt
Hate the perma-death

I think about that gas station man all the time

My husband sings this soundtrack to me all the time and thats how I know he is the love of my life

Can you believe this game works at all? A pinball adventure game?!
Can you believe that!?
What a time to be alive

Maximum soul, minimum substance