Fuckin brilliant, I am just too dumb to beat it

XCOM if it was never bullshit and had great hats

So fun but aesthetically boring

Pure charm
I loved every death
The soundtrack is woodsy as hell and rivals Bastion as my favorite video game soundtrack

Now thats a good cuppa

Fuck
Yeah
Bud

A perfect video game without flaw

Vibrant, energetic, like voodoo injected in to the eyeballs
Awesome

Cute but the same as every other cute puzzle game

Breathtaking pixel art and combat that fucking SMACKS

Great until the 3rd act, which is a serious drag

I loved my first playthrough but it has aged really poorely. I tried a second playthrough a few years ago and was genuinely embarassed by myself for being excited for it lol.

Seriously who tf saved Chloe?

5 stars for the ending
2.5 stars for the gameplay
3 stars for everything else

Wierd as hell and damn near requires a spreadsheet to optimize space in the garden, and you know that really pumps my nads

Enthralling, emotionally rich, and consistently thrilling.
I adored every second I spent playing this game, whether it was white knuckled intensity or relaxed and playful.
The voice acting and music is divine and the rogue-like blend is genuinely unique and interesting. Every choice matters and you always have choices. Building empowerment across the runs and growing more skilled, powerful, and curious was really satisfying.