never played this but why did the guy on the cover die so sluttily

Fun fact I can potemkin buster people in real life

It's called the Pythagorean theorem dumbass

2014

what about bart and homer and marge and maggie and santas little helper?

a friend has complained to me about getting splatted by the sloshing machine and the bloblobber and i have to pretend to take that seriously

every time i talked to futaba i had to take a break so i wouldnt turn into the joker

i live by the same model as ky kiske, fuck bitches make money and abandon my son

really good psychological horror game

I still would like for monkeys to be real, but for the time being, Donkey Kong will do

this game is so scary guys don't play it you'll pee yourself

never played the game but the cover art looks funny

if you played as shy guy you are a leech

erm... am i like totally re- reviewing this game right now? that's so akward like... this is so weird be- because like why am i calling attention to the review within the review? wh- what a weird situation, ha