whoever designed the boss fights hates children and wants to make them cry

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IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

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Give Brenda Song her flowers. The monsters in this genuinely scared the shit out of me.

so many things wrong but every boss fight felt like a season finale of a shonen anime

when you point a finger at someone, there are three fingers pointing back at you

PARTY DUDE! I always think of the Jennifer Anniston lookalike they hired to be April for the Turtles in Time arcade cabinet

undeniable proof that everything is funnier with a Dutch accent

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Third act feels like straight up Xenoblade Chronicles X. Fidough is baby.

Story mode so good I never wanted it to end. Straight up Ratchet & Clank meets Super Mario Galaxy.

Most camp Final Fantasy since X-2.

Glad I missed the original so I could play the Pedro Pascal Daddy Deluxe edition.