jockohomosexual
2023
the second best insanely meta and difficult sokoban puzzle game of 2023 that centers around yuri
2019
i have 100 hours of this game and i've still only beaten 2 levels. 9/10.
more games should look like shitty neocities websites
more games should look like shitty neocities websites
im supermario wondering why the elephant power up turns me on
2021
gambler's delight
1994
my super metroid be so chill then boom. quicksand
2022
bobo is such a pretty kitty
2022
some of the best modern immersive level design around. might become a 10/10 when its finished who knows
2023
no sir im allowed to break into your house and shit in your toilet im investigating a murder
2023
please do not fuck the horse
2020
i have mixed feelings on ultrakill and i probably always will. i think overhype led to me overly criticizing what is at its core still a pretty fun shooter, however there are so many mechanics that let you actually have fun with the game that are just left unexplained. shotguns are dogshit until you figure out a mechanic they never actually tell you. with level designs seemingly not meant for your loadout, ultrakill is a game that promises hypersatisfying gundowns but ends up being repetitive blasting and confusion.
2023
"continuing arkane’s legacy of carefully crafted worlds and immersive sims"
puppet combo games all try to be retro but they dont look actually old they just slather grease and vhs effects on shitty psx attempts and call it a day. anyways whoever said this is an imsim should kill themselves for forcing me to play this its so boring
2000
JC Denton is the greatest autistic character in fiction
2018
would be one of the greatest platformers of all time if it didn't have the most annoying story of all time
2021
some of the dumbest puzzles of all time but some of the greatest as well so i'll give it a 4.5 because it made me smile and also feel like a psychopath