Me running away from child support.

The virgin Snake Eater vs The chad absolute fucking nothing

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

There's a game where you have to hide your controller.
I lost a controller playing it.

" Mion can I go to your school? "
" For wholesome doppelganger moment? "
" Yeeeeess wholesome doppelganger moment. "

Actually becomes the writer excuse to justify child abuse like a boss.

If you change the '6' in the game's title to 'type', it becomes 'Ridge Racer Type 4', and I think that's a pretty cool easter egg.

Catboy = Lefties
Bowser Jr = Liberals
Bowser = Trump Tower

Nintendo what did you mean by this?

I got softlocked in the main menu.

Jokes on High on Knife be like:

Add a packet of In-N-Out burger ketchup
Add a packet of checkers honey mustard
Add a packet of Red Robin original seasoning
Add a packet of tapatio sauce
Add a packet of in and out Burger spread
Add a packet of Burger King syrup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A polynesian sauce
Add a packet of Little Caesars cheesy jalapeno
Add a packet of wetzel's pretzel pizza sauce
Add a packet of KFC classic ranch
Add a packet of Macdonald's saweetie and sour sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A garden herb and ranch
Add a packet of Del Taco inferno sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A zesty buffalo sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's mexican style salsa
Add a packet of Texas Pete hot sauce
Add a packet of Heinz dip & squeeze
Add a packet of KFC sauce
Add a packet of Church's Chicken honey Smoky-Q
Add a packet of Subway red wine vinegar
Add a packet of Heinz hot taco sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sweet and spicy sriracha sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box shhhh.... secret sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's grape jam
Add a packet of McDonald's hot mustard
Add a packet of Rally's Red Hot Buffalo sauce
Add a packet of Burger King barbecue sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box creamy avocado lime sauce
Add a packet of Wendy's honey mustard
Add a packet of Heinz tomato ketchup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A honey mustard sauce
Add a packet of salt

mmmmmmmmmmmm (insert joke that is pro Ayn Rand)

If you name your high score "GAY" the game automatically renames it to "YOU" and that single handedly made me bump its score by half star.

The best way to summarize the Mitsurugi experience is that if you play the game using a controller, you can't set its volume to 15%, as it bounces between 14% and 16%.

The reason for this to be happening, is that instead of having volume be a global variable in which you set its value on a given menu, they made one variable for each possible volume. There's the var BGM_1, BGM_2, BGM_3, BGM_4, etc... and you cycle between them. Except, they forgot to make BGM_15.

Mind you, not even YandereDev fucked up like this.

In all seriousness now, I believe that there's value in satire even if it tries to be "against the grain" on subjects that you really dont wanna be known for being "against the grain".

With that being said, we have here an already very racially insensitive game called "white boys" whose creators tired several times to get republished back on Steam after if was delisted for its "message" when the BLM protests of 2020 gained mainstream notoriety.

I genuinely don't see any value here, at all.

What if synths were called simps I think that would be pretty funny.

Ubisoft dlc: 😴😴😴😴
Ubisoft dlc Japan: 😍😍🙏🙏

[Banbaleena]
It seems today that all you see
Is Bittergiggle and Slow Seline on TV
[Banban]
But where all those good 'ol fashioned birds
On which we use to rely?

[Stinger Flynn]
It use to be a big time star
Was elegant as Captain Fiddles, or Nabnab
[Jumbo Josh]
But now we get whores like Queen Bouncelia
You want to curl up and die

Lucky there's a Sheriff Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
[Jumbo Josh] Laugh and cry
He's our Sheriff Guy