maradona
1989
The nightcore of football games, it either runs natively at 2x the intended speed or they thought it was too funny and released as is.
1991
Game is so bad, IGDB thinks its for the Game Gear only.
This shit is so poorly optimized that it almost loads images slower than Backloggd loads pages.
1994
2003
Marriage pros:
finally sex heheeh
Marriage cons:
Have to share your dolphin lvl 3 super unblockable setup projectile with wife
finally sex heheeh
Marriage cons:
Have to share your dolphin lvl 3 super unblockable setup projectile with wife
This project used to be called "Project Brazil" but the dev team realized they didn't actually understand what the movie was about, so they opted instead to have American Pie references sprinkled throughout the the story.
2022
Honestly just played this game because I thought it looked like it was a ransomware and thought it would be funny to try.
2023
They made a horror game for kids that say "my uncle works at Nintendo" but they chose Mojang instead because Nintendo would sue them.
2022
Yoshi makes Pewdiepie references for 20 minutes.
2022
Playing in english requires you to equip the Coco power up, while the other 2 power ups give you actual bonuses to your score, which is probably the funniest anti-western fan way of handling this.
2023
Let's be real here, if a youtuber interrupted your peaceful slumber saying shit like "Hey spirit, should the viewers watching this video like and subscribe?" you would also want to kill their ass.
2019
Setsu: We have factual evidence that SQ is Gnosia [Definite Enemy]
Yuriko: I support Setsu's statement, you all should as well [Seek Agreement]
Raqio: So, logically we should vote for SQ immedia-
SQ: CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
Yuriko: Actually, I think I saw Raqio vent [Exaggerate]
Setsu: Raqio is mad sus lol [Obfuscate]
Raqio was sent to cold sleep
Yuriko: I support Setsu's statement, you all should as well [Seek Agreement]
Raqio: So, logically we should vote for SQ immedia-
SQ: CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑
Yuriko: Actually, I think I saw Raqio vent [Exaggerate]
Setsu: Raqio is mad sus lol [Obfuscate]
Raqio was sent to cold sleep
This review contains spoilers
We should move on from the cringe "can you pet the dog?" to the more based and relevant "can the dog shapeshift into a giant spider and kill you?"
I can't believe this shit egg parody series is actually more tense than Fnaf.
It's like if Kramer Hentai Adventures had better prose than The House in Fata Morgana.
It's like if Kramer Hentai Adventures had better prose than The House in Fata Morgana.
Scott take notes:
Egg jumpscare > White woman jumpscare
Egg jumpscare > White woman jumpscare