maradona
2001
Okay, you know what, I've always wanted a M&M Crash Bandicoot rip-off where you play as the Yellow M&M (who has white skin for some reason) after he eats a whole blotter of the Bicycle Day LSD and stares at the player like this, this just ain't it.
At the end of the day the only thing that separates queer ppl from straight ppl is that we have better taste in Megaman.
2004
My evil megacorporation: good
Your evil megacorporation: bad
Your evil megacorporation: bad
2023
I like how if you dare to get even a single one wrong it shows you a sad as fuck Pikachu from that scene in the Mewtwo movie where he kills Ash, but if you get all of them right it just completely underplays your efforts by giving you meaningless percentages to your guesses like "Wow, congrats on not traumatizing Pikachu today by remembering Urshifu the 4th time this week, but you and others 54% also chose him, so try to be more unique next time sweetie💅💅💅💅💅"
Mirage: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Crest: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Kisaragi: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Layered: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
AIO: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Crest: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Kisaragi: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Layered: GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
AIO: industrial espionage tonite 👀
Lowain is so pitifully weak in the lore, that if he actually wins the fight, the win screen shows him at a bar telling completely exaggerated stories to his friends about how they beat actual gods in combat like its the world's funniest fisherman's tale, and I think that's extremely cute.
2020
Wayne: shapeshifts into a 22 feet snail for no apparent reason
Guy whose name is some shit like Pindamonhangaba:
"Hoooooly moooly that body of yours is absurd" joins your party
Guy whose name is some shit like Pindamonhangaba:
"Hoooooly moooly that body of yours is absurd" joins your party
Drank the most vile shit ever (tequilla + vodka + orange juice + ice) trying to cope with whatever the fuck was going and although it did set my brain to autopilot, I would get often some sort of mk ultra activations whenever they made fun of shitl ike racism which just so happen to occur every 30 minutes or so... GOD I feel so euphoric rn.................
It's so easy to mod N64 games that it creates a sort of inverse stock market scenario as modders will convince themselves that the market desperately needs a mario kart kaizo mod that makes everyone glitch trough the floor at random and change the number of laps to shit like 8 just to make you suffer longer.
The developers cared so little about this unfinished wannabe asset flip that they used screenshots to put as the games trading cards, and I know that because if you click on them to see in further detail you'll notice that they are off-center.
2021
A really great and free tool that teaches you how to successfully perform a gaslight on your friends, but unfortunately I'll be giving it a lower score as a form of protest, as its regarded as a "game" for some reason.
Jokes on High on Knife be like:
Add a packet of In-N-Out burger ketchup
Add a packet of checkers honey mustard
Add a packet of Red Robin original seasoning
Add a packet of tapatio sauce
Add a packet of in and out Burger spread
Add a packet of Burger King syrup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A polynesian sauce
Add a packet of Little Caesars cheesy jalapeno
Add a packet of wetzel's pretzel pizza sauce
Add a packet of KFC classic ranch
Add a packet of Macdonald's saweetie and sour sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A garden herb and ranch
Add a packet of Del Taco inferno sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A zesty buffalo sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's mexican style salsa
Add a packet of Texas Pete hot sauce
Add a packet of Heinz dip & squeeze
Add a packet of KFC sauce
Add a packet of Church's Chicken honey Smoky-Q
Add a packet of Subway red wine vinegar
Add a packet of Heinz hot taco sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sweet and spicy sriracha sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box shhhh.... secret sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's grape jam
Add a packet of McDonald's hot mustard
Add a packet of Rally's Red Hot Buffalo sauce
Add a packet of Burger King barbecue sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box creamy avocado lime sauce
Add a packet of Wendy's honey mustard
Add a packet of Heinz tomato ketchup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A honey mustard sauce
Add a packet of salt
mmmmmmmmmmmm (insert joke that is pro Ayn Rand)
Add a packet of In-N-Out burger ketchup
Add a packet of checkers honey mustard
Add a packet of Red Robin original seasoning
Add a packet of tapatio sauce
Add a packet of in and out Burger spread
Add a packet of Burger King syrup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A polynesian sauce
Add a packet of Little Caesars cheesy jalapeno
Add a packet of wetzel's pretzel pizza sauce
Add a packet of KFC classic ranch
Add a packet of Macdonald's saweetie and sour sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A garden herb and ranch
Add a packet of Del Taco inferno sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A zesty buffalo sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's mexican style salsa
Add a packet of Texas Pete hot sauce
Add a packet of Heinz dip & squeeze
Add a packet of KFC sauce
Add a packet of Church's Chicken honey Smoky-Q
Add a packet of Subway red wine vinegar
Add a packet of Heinz hot taco sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sauce
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A sweet and spicy sriracha sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box shhhh.... secret sauce
Add a packet of McDonald's grape jam
Add a packet of McDonald's hot mustard
Add a packet of Rally's Red Hot Buffalo sauce
Add a packet of Burger King barbecue sauce
Add a packet of Jack in the box creamy avocado lime sauce
Add a packet of Wendy's honey mustard
Add a packet of Heinz tomato ketchup
Add a packet of Chick-Fill-A honey mustard sauce
Add a packet of salt
mmmmmmmmmmmm (insert joke that is pro Ayn Rand)
I don't know who the hell are these girls but they changed the voice lines for everyone except for Nakata who still makes Yoshi noises, so I think it's safe to say that she's the best character in fiction.
Sigma Ohio Yumemi Gyatt Rizz in Mare Nectaris
Smurf Cat Junker Only in Ohio 2,497,290th Customer
Gigachad Sigma Alpha Fiddler Crab is calling
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Smurf Cat Junker Only in Ohio 2,497,290th Customer
Gigachad Sigma Alpha Fiddler Crab is calling
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
2023
Hideaki Anno in a 2022 interview with Shonen Jump (translated):
" Ever since I created the mech genre in 1995 with Evangelion, most of them were pretty simple. They had a big robot, they shoot a big gun, and cool explosions happened. Mémorie 0079 changed that, because unlike other mecha shows, that one is really about the characters. "
" Ever since I created the mech genre in 1995 with Evangelion, most of them were pretty simple. They had a big robot, they shoot a big gun, and cool explosions happened. Mémorie 0079 changed that, because unlike other mecha shows, that one is really about the characters. "