maradona
2018
I got like 40 strawberries and you couldn't even bake a cake? Fuck you.
Why the fuck are they talking about ice in a refrigerator?
I hate this game.
I hate this game.
What if the apocalypse was just a horny jail?
2017
What if mario throwed his hat into a pickle.
I think that would be pretty funny
I think that would be pretty funny
2019
In Argentina, they call this game Torero Nuevo.
Tomyris: exists
Cyrus: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Cyrus: "Why do I hear boss music?"
2010
I fucking hate that purple star dude.
There's no joke.
Hand me your macca, I need to buy the maid uniform.
Hand me your macca, I need to buy the maid uniform.
2007
Mama Mia Luigi don't rip-ah the veil of time and space-ah
Your scaring the hoes-ah
Your scaring the hoes-ah
1997
Fuck Bumper.
All my homies hate Bumper.
#Conker Gang.
All my homies hate Bumper.
#Conker Gang.
Music fucking sucks fuck you Nintendo you ruined my life and killed my dog.
2016
With exception of maybe 2 or 3 bosses I think I could stick a whole wiimote in my ass.
Nah broo don't vore your enemies haha.
You're so sexy haha.
You're so sexy haha.
When I grow up I want to be Gundham Tanaka's hamester.
This game officialized DK as the funniest Nintendo character to try to power scale.