maradona
1989
It's like watching an old animated movie and having a very average whatever time with it, but then out of nowhere they show the most racist caricature you have ever seen in your life and that ends up being the only thing you remember it for.
Opening Twitter and seeing a post that was like "which salvage minigame used to scare you the most as a child" and realizing that this shit is 6 years old by now hit me like a truck.
Estoy cansado jefe...
2000
Cool Cool Toon walked (in a very queer way) so that Gitaroo Man could run (in a very straight way).
I know you're here, Dracula, you big fucking nerd. Where's my goddamn child support?
Fact: 90% of CD-i gamblers quit before they hit it big
The Banbanification of Fnaf is here to stay, it's over, fredwari da, I say we all move on to the awesome Hello Neighbor fandom now, I believe Matpat is going to enjoy this.
(disclaimer: this review was sponsored by tinyBuild)
(disclaimer: this review was sponsored by tinyBuild)
Unlike you Mario, I only read videogame critcism from reliable sources.
2023
Playing against Marisa ruined my perception of stuff actually hitting irl.
Earlier today I tried to smack a mosquito and it flew between my fingers and my first thought which used to be "Damn, he flew away" became "Nahhhhh wtf dude, I saw it connect, these hitboxes make no sense".
Earlier today I tried to smack a mosquito and it flew between my fingers and my first thought which used to be "Damn, he flew away" became "Nahhhhh wtf dude, I saw it connect, these hitboxes make no sense".
Yes, please, have Biden say Dark Brandon while sleeping with the shittiest AI voice every 5 seconds, it's funny every time.
2021
Once you beat the game you unlock a mode in which you play with this shirt and I think the environmental storytelling is very subtle, props to the devs.
2023
[Banbaleena]
It seems today that all you see
Is Bittergiggle and Slow Seline on TV
[Banban]
But where all those good 'ol fashioned birds
On which we use to rely?
[Stinger Flynn]
It use to be a big time star
Was elegant as Captain Fiddles, or Nabnab
[Jumbo Josh]
But now we get whores like Queen Bouncelia
You want to curl up and die
Lucky there's a Sheriff Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
[Jumbo Josh] Laugh and cry
He's our Sheriff Guy
It seems today that all you see
Is Bittergiggle and Slow Seline on TV
[Banban]
But where all those good 'ol fashioned birds
On which we use to rely?
[Stinger Flynn]
It use to be a big time star
Was elegant as Captain Fiddles, or Nabnab
[Jumbo Josh]
But now we get whores like Queen Bouncelia
You want to curl up and die
Lucky there's a Sheriff Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
[Jumbo Josh] Laugh and cry
He's our Sheriff Guy
2002
Gary Golf is just literally Yuji Naka except that he plays golf instead of getting a prison sentence of two years and six months as well as fines totaling $1.2 million, for his role in an insider trading scheme dating to 2020, as he bought significant shares in game development company Aiming, with secret knowledge of his work on the Dragon Quest Tact mobile game.
Also he's 2 cm taller.
Also he's 2 cm taller.
2019
This is me sliding on her DMs (I glitch through the floor several times and give up).
1994
Not to joke about a serious subject but almost every question has the last alternative be "specialists are still unsure" and I cant help but think its hilarious to ask kids about one of the most serious subjects they'll likely ever see at such a young age and then have the equivalent of "idk lol" as the correct answer.