Games I Will Force Hilda To Play

Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure

Played august 5th:
I do not believe this game opens with a 2 hour cutscene about a very threatening man named jokester54.
Play April 23rd:
Push barrel up hill for more information about our scary baddie boobie game
Played April 12:

If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
played dec 8th

flight 747, ready and waiting for takeoff. Oh just kidding i cant have gay DEMON sex with my clothes on. Worst experience of my life, me and my hot pants are out.
Bubba

Played April 12th:

no fucking way
Played April 28th

Puppet combo Is a hack and makes the most unfun games imaginable
Tonyzaret video

Played 26th feb 2024

So... yeah. My furry girlfriend turned out to be an actually werewolf, but before we could get to first base this nerd in my class brought out a shotgun and threatened to shoot up the school! And i was like uhmmmm so that just happened??? I mean, who brings a SHOTGUN to a school shooting. Thats cringier than the time my teacher interrupted class to t pose! Anyways, that basically sums up my #awkwardsauce life
Played April 25th:
I don't know why I keep putting these here. They're not even funny.
Dec 2nd

WHAT WAS THE EXPERIMENT
Played some time in june

It was a very interesting and nostalgic ps2 game. I wish there was a English release so i could see what they were saying. There were a lot of spiders
"Jesse we have to cook" - hilda (white)

Played March 27th: Gordon was a very. Proud. Man.
Discovered through a game called "novastella Island", which was apparently supposed to be an adult game that got changed into a farming sim (very obvious).

played at some point

I wasnt texting the whole time i remember everything like uhhmm ms naoki and the boobs and the mirrors and the dramaa. And that lady. And the curse. And the puzzle.
Played on March 15th

Would rather play Charlie and Chocolate Factory ps2. Wrong.
Played september 24th

Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Played october 7th:

!! LIVE P REACTION !!

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Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.
Feb 2024

Depression... i.... makeing me CRAZY... i.... a CRAZY PERSON. i SEE things. Yea, thats not NORMAL. my mom? Hates me. Her hysteria. But i. I love her. Because.... shes CRAZY too. Were all CRAZY. We are Crazy.
December

the standards are below. average. wheres the bouncy bloobie babes? What might i laugh at, soured my mood did the gameplay. This girl walking so slowly. Cant lift cement off a floor. Such what is the point. Hair pussy? I dont even care.
Played on April 17th:

Sex? Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Played again April 21st:
I no longer associate with Mr. Powers

Played april 29th:
this pig is so lonely and everyone hates her and wont tell her that shes going to die. RAT?
Played september 1st:
Holy fucign shit dhe .jumped that .cat off so many buildings
♡♡MY PXSSY IN BIO♡♡
Dec 6th

ok bye martha.
Played may 18th:
I hate this
Played october 29th:

Thought it would be a stinker till mr hyde became sexified. Tearing up the streets of london and kicking children, just as i remember. Werk your gay ass down the halls on your quest for salt, kill those senile old men. Youre a star and everyone knows it. 50? Unmarried? In the 1800s? You wanted utterson ass and we all know it. Dont repress it. Youre all invited to my coming out banquet. Thank you.
Played April 21st:
This game had a really bad atmosphere to it, so much so that I didn't get to laugh at it being funny. Very uncomfortable but not how the game intended
Played march 29th 2024

They should of built up to the driving out of bound weathertenko mario 64 speedrun any percent glitchless abney27 summoningsalt luigi circuit blindfolded raimbow road 1flap canonless beat strats
Played october 11th

they did surgery on an oni, make him scarier. but this was botched. Shout out to RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Played august 11th:

My sweet female tiger i will kill 7 eagles and 13 buffalo and 100 wolves and a pig for you
Played october 31st

rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...


¹she looked bad.
Played on March 18th

confusion about Mr tomato gameplay at the beginning, would of enjoyed if it didn't delete your save file after every fail
played at some point in april

mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh
Played october 11th

oh my lady, clantly boobed. Unfortunately, was your voice not annoyin. how sad.
I wanted her to play Babe ps2.

Played 4/20:
Do you see that? Yeah.... thats right. You know
Played december 1st

so sloppy and empty. hated this, dont lead me on with an image of a cow.
Hilda bought this

Played july 12th:

I LOVE REIMU ! !
Played April 22nd:

It's thr killar!!! Aaaa!!!!!! Loop the killar.... get on gens..m. sprint burst .. . .
Played august 12:

If the protagonist was anything but mario this would be an average rpgmaker game but watching my friend mario break his back in a fall down a pit and choke on his own blood left me speechless. There is nothing in this game that pertains to mario outside of his appearance. Why would you want to hurt mario? He is so nice and can jump really high and has 3 lives and love for everyone and you hurt him? A lot? Concerned.
Played september 23rd

Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Nov 30th

When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
Played november 30th

Failed quota. Sucked so hard. Skipped tutorial. Walteer
'Played' on september 23rd

how am i supposed to develop a personality when my abusive girlfriend is SUCH a silly little goose????!??!? trip and grace with a twist
December 20th

omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
Jan 12th 2024

Sad game mostly pertaining to the death of a family member. Hilda can not read
Dec 8th:

She was right! It wasnt funny! Why didnt we listen to her... i gotta shake my hips out of here! Waiter! Check please!
Oh my god i hope i pass boob school

(She dropped out! what a fool! forgot this was here too, now its twice.)
Dec 10th

Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Jan 12th 2024

This game LIED on its steam store page and it isnt even close to being as cool as honey select or my FAVORITE GAME Live Stream One AND Two and it was STUPID and I hated it and it was really, really, very, bad. You ARE responsible. Dont even lie to me
Played April 23rd:

large starberries.
Played April 23:

I am so glad to play games with strong and courageous women in them
YOU WILL finish ms lemons so help me god....

March 18th replayed, ms lemons is filth
Played April 26th:
AHHHHHH PUI PUI PUI PUI PUI AAAAAAAAHHH MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR!MOL!CAR! Mario party who? This is all anyone should know, put a hat on that molcar and watch it go...
Played may 7th:

My life is now complete! Hilda played the coolest game ever! Dave should be nicer to Alivin (: and she earned 2 gold medals!!!!!chiptastic!!!
Played august 7th:
5 second game. did not survive.
Teaching hilda what silly means with silly bandz

Played may 4th:
Was not expecting an angry birds clone. They didnt even look like silly bandz...
Played may 4th:
Strange little game where you open a door and turn on some lights.
Played at some point in september:

Baka baka baka. The mantra of thr fastest girl alive. Shes going to beat you to do death so watch out.
"Metroidvania for girls"

Dec 12

thaat was not for girls. I dont know who we were protecting. It obviously wasnt me.
Played october 10th

I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
Played 29th feb 2024

she killed her self. or not. its so #funny and #crazey when girls jump off roofs. apathy is the best approach to this situation. after all why should i distrust someone with such a strong hand on the pulse of the mentally disturbed. YOU go crazy.
Played on April 18th:

Booooooooooooooooooooo
2024 February

uhhh.... ahhh.... shee was standing there, ass in her hair. without a care.
Played April 23:

Sadly this was not as entertaining as the other games made by Kona5... we kept getting lost.
June 1st

"This is giving me major My Girlfriend Beats Me or whatever vibes"
"This is giving me major idiot vibes"

Words of two wise prophets before the revelation
Played in may 2024

my borthar im sorry he has taken my kidney and killed my you but at least i have my awesome washcloth
Played april 29th:

Game was suprisingly cute but i beaned it out of there quick
Having an issue finding the rom for this game. Hilda has found "bubble bath babes" instead.

Shelved on March 17th
Hilda played it for 2 hours then gave it a lower score than fucking floigan bros what the fuck.
Hilda wanted this on the list, not me

Player april 29th:
Clipped out of bounds, failed milk pick up. Game is nothing
Played at a date

Apparently someone went on a solo bubble adventure and now i will never know. what is it? the bubble. the popping.
May 14th 2023

BOOBS

DILDO

POUND

NIPPLES

<- <- -> <--

... youve unlocked......

FEMALE !!!! Haaaahh haaaaaahhhh hah hah aaahhhhhh (awooga.)
Jan 10th

Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
Played october 20th

jeff exhaustion. jeff nialhism. all these glicthes and errors. Shes the irate gamer.


Played may 19th:
Hilda pulls off another wonderful surprise and finds the game on a spanish-speaking forum. What can i say? Kona5 has a power that no other game dev can even come close to. Kojima? Fuck that guy, Miyamoto? Hes a hack. Kona is not afraid to make whatever he wants to make, and what he does make tends to involve toilet and going toilet and the tragedies of going toilet at the wrong time. There was a lack of playable strong and courageous women, however our environmentally concious lead villain fills up that role.

JOBLESS IS NOT CRIME. i will scream it from the rooftops...
Dec 10th

RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES

53 Comments


1 year ago

Sonic Blast for the Game Gear

1 year ago

TaleSpin for the Genesis, Wrath of the Black Manta, Mr. Bones.

1 year ago

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE wtf CURS.... I'm unfollowing till we get an indepth, 13 paragraph critical analysis of Barbie secret agent :P added!

@Weatherby added! Though Mr Bones is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be put on here next to dramatical murder

1 year ago

My hair is going to go grey by 30

1 year ago

Sorry but I think Mr. Bones is one of the worst games I've played on the Saturn. Although it is very conceptually Interesting.

W... what's wrong with grey hair by 30...? : (
I don't know how to feel about knowing somebody else is being forced to play dramatical murder like i am later this year

1 year ago

Different TaleSpin btw. That's one of those ones where there's a mess of entries with the same name but they're all different.

1 year ago

@Weatherby Grey hair is fuckin awesome but the stress I will be put under to get it by 30 is less awesome

1 year ago

@appreciations I'm so sorry to hear that we can form a comradery in losing our dignity
@Hilda: Solidarity in whatever madness that game is going to be, lmao. Godspeed.
+ Cat Go! ultimate challenge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Ghost Master >:)

1 year ago

@appreciations dmmd is my nuke, the bad game to end all games. Admittedly I did play this as an child who probably shouldn't of been looking at this stuff. I'm not sure either of us can survive playing this one.

@CURS NOOO barbie... how could you...? One sliding block puzzle is way more bearable than 50, however.

@Weatherby why are there so many talespins, I just assumed they were all the same game lmao. Also you're probably right about Mr Bones but I respect what they were going for.
oh & of course Spice World but it's good i promise.................

1 year ago

@hilda nothing can possibly be worse than the devil in me, even reading about aoba's hair nerves

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE cat go sounds promising (:< thank you !

1 year ago

Oh my god what is spice world. How have i not heard of this...we have to play this immediately.
that's the right cat go!
we'll all have matching spice world pfps by the end of this

1 year ago

Oh my god that's where your pfp is from... it's all coming together. If I wasnt so attached to this leaf cat id match with you in a heartbeat

1 year ago

@Hilda this work if yes enjoy your badge

1 year ago

@moschidae I'm still not playing alvin and the chipmunks

1 year ago

No dmmd? No alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked for the Nintendo wii and xbox 360? And I called you my friend....

1 year ago

dmmd will come later...

9 months ago

Who the fuck is Hilda and why would you force her ti olay It's My Birthday on the Wii 😭

9 months ago

@PeterGabriel hilda is my friend and trust me its my birthday is the least offendable thing on this list lol. Theres quite a bit of competition for title of the worst game when youre sandwiched between mr beans wacky world and the creepy syndrome


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