Games I Will Force Hilda To Play

Everything but the first 43 games are very very bad and potentially offensive, but hildas must endure

Rip Van Bubsy
Rip Van Bubsy
Dec 11th

wet paper towrl.
The Room Tribute
The Room Tribute
Rule of Rose
Rule of Rose
RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar
Dec 10th

RAVEN! INCOMING BOMB! TAKE COVER, TRENCHES! HUT TWO HUT TWO. WE WILL WIN THIS WAR WHATEVER IT TAKES
Salamander County Public Television
Salamander County Public Television
Sara is Missing
Sara is Missing
Saturnalia
Saturnalia
Played october 7th

lasanga maria called me the f word! But i was asleep. Shit garbage. Nick, KILL yourself NOW!
Savior of the Abyss
Savior of the Abyss
Dec 10th

Neighbors were yelling the whole time so i was focusing on them to make sure there was not a killer around and abound. She got eaten, by a door. Didnt save anything! what!
Secret Agent Barbie
Secret Agent Barbie
See No Fear
See No Fear

Played April 4th: you move very slow and there's so many invisible walls.
Sentimental Death Loop
Sentimental Death Loop
Played september 23rd

Oh my god that lady has ber underwear out quickly put the batteries in the remote zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh it was friendship.
Sex Life
Sex Life
Sexts
Sexts
May 14th 2023

BOOBS

DILDO

POUND

NIPPLES

<- <- -> <--

... youve unlocked......

FEMALE !!!! Haaaahh haaaaaahhhh hah hah aaahhhhhh (awooga.)
The Shell of Permafrost
The Shell of Permafrost
Played september 24th

Rpg maker games are presents from heaven onto earth. Ideas likes miles edgeworth, connecting all the shells. And the north easts.
Shenmue
Shenmue
you didnt play this.
Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair
Silent Hill f
Silent Hill f
Silkbulb / Flathead
Silkbulb / Flathead
Silkbulb Test
Silkbulb Test
Silly Bandz
Silly Bandz
Teaching hilda what silly means with silly bandz

Played may 4th:
Was not expecting an angry birds clone. They didnt even look like silly bandz...
SimAnimals
SimAnimals
Played as a kid and loved it, let's see how it holds up now

Played April 21st:
It was going well but then hilda computer crash ):
Skull Island: Rise of Kong
Skull Island: Rise of Kong
Slendergus
Slendergus
Nov 30th

When thaaaaa anhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaa ahmmmmm impaaaaaahhh ahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhh hahaaaahhh aaaahhhhhhhimpostarhhhhhhhhh 11 of them. 80 speed.
Slendrina
Slendrina
Played April 23:

slender? Woman slender? female slender sauntering sexily down the hallway as I collect my books? My sexy books?
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Some Say It Has Always Been Here
Jan 10th

Really cool. Really scary. Really egg-like and really colors.
The Sopranos: Road to Respect
The Sopranos: Road to Respect
Played may 30th:
Sopranos knowledge 0 but was expecting worse. Controls like Yakuza ripping GTA's eyes out. but theres massive chest in this game WITH. NIPPLE. oh my god! Squirt.
Sound Novel Machi: Machi
Sound Novel Machi: Machi
Speedy Eggbert
Speedy Eggbert
Played dec 11th

oh my god he was so speedy he was so fucking speedy have you ever seen anything so fucking speedy? I dont think so
Spice World
Spice World
Played April 12:

If you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you wanna be my lover if you
Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II
Spirit Hunter: Death Mark II
Spray
Spray
Squirts older sister

Play july 18th:

Uh, kind of a sleepy type spray. Definitely a vomit and spit type spray. A bit slime too. Gdq submission soon.
Stray Souls
Stray Souls
Dec 6th

ok bye martha.
Stuart Little 3: Big Photo Adventure
Stuart Little 3: Big Photo Adventure
At my local grocery store there is a place where you could dump off children, and my mom left me there a few times while she was running errands. They had a ps2 with this and the Robots (movie) game and I played them frequently. I remember being mystified with stuarts skateboard.

Played March 27th: hildas mind is so fucked
Sukutte: Save Me...
Sukutte: Save Me...
Played April 23:

I am so glad to play games with strong and courageous women in them
Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure
Super Mario Bros. Peach's Adventure
played at some point in april

mario hack and hilda didnt let me see any of the images and she sucked really bad and played it.relly bad. iuuuuughhhhh
Suzuki Bakuhatsu
Suzuki Bakuhatsu
Taboo Trial
Taboo Trial
Played september 21st

Sprints at 80 miles per hour and slaps you in the face face with my unbearably huge fucking knockers. Only one aerola.
Tag with Ryan
Tag with Ryan
Played august 11th:

IM GOING TO GET YOU mexican RYAN
Telling Lies
Telling Lies
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Probably not bad but since hilda just LOVES Texas chainsaw massacre so much I am sure she will have a blast

Played may 29th:
No useful tutorials or map preview makes for the most confusing online horror game ive ever seen. Several mechanics just straight up were not explained and theres no explanation online. Seems like it could be fun but someone needs to write a breakdown on what youre supposed to do in this game.

BUBBA SWEEP!!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Bubba

Played April 12th:

no fucking way
That's So Raven
That's So Raven
December 20th

omg shes about to be crushed by that falling tv! but my clothes got dirrty.. life is so hard and im so yucky.... jesus fucking christ
The Thing
The Thing
Played june 7th:

I was painting. There was a cargo bay and a man and a friend and the friend kept dying and oh my godness... got thing'd. No puppy! Sad!
This Bed We Made
This Bed We Made
The Tongue of Doge
The Tongue of Doge
Townlore
Townlore
Dec 10th

This is my favorite game!
Under the Witch: Beginnings
Under the Witch: Beginnings
Feb 10th 2024

skip the fart scene?
Unsorted Horror
Unsorted Horror
Played september 1st:
That horror was sorted. Battleship time!
Vampire Hunter D
Vampire Hunter D
Venge
Venge
Played october 10th

I fell asleep but it was so short that when i woke up i didnt know where i was and i hallucinated hilda still playing but she wasnt actually
The Visitor
The Visitor
Played may 21st:

That boy got lost in the woods and his dad did not care. Wife makes dinner and BECOMES dinner! Shit eating kid gets served, what a fail.... jpg of old woman.... jpg of troll.....
Voice of the Killer
Voice of the Killer
Waifu Impact
Waifu Impact
Played october 31st

rhe worst day of my life, i saw her. An angel in human* form. Squirting her gun at all my foes. And then i saw another one. Doing the same thing, with a different gun. And oh... could she ever jump. was i not impressed...


¹she looked bad.
Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
Wave to the People
Wave to the People
Webkinz Next
Webkinz Next
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
Played April 25th:

Frustrating and stupid boooooo booo....
white! White white white.....
Wipeout: The Game
Wipeout: The Game
Played at a point in may

she sucked sooo bad it was honestly embarrassing. the wolf girl, she could bounce me off a platform into some mud, if u catch my #drift
Witch Hunt
Witch Hunt
Played october 7th:

!! LIVE P REACTION !!

:3>

Ohhh my god he got turned into a snowcone. Ohhh my god.
Witch's Heart
Witch's Heart
Witch's Wish
Witch's Wish
Wrestling Empire
Wrestling Empire
Played august 4th:
FUCK YOU JORDAN HANGTIME.
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Yeah! Fighting Girl
Jan 15th 2024

Artorias: The abyss is consuming me. i can hardly put up a fight anymore, I can feel its way clawing through my body... I can only hope for a swift end.

Debt Collector LuLu Bear: girl! You better put up a fight or i will sell you to goblins! Now do a sexy 13,000 dollar dance.
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Yono and the Celestial Elephants
Zero: Tsukihami no Kamen
Zero: Tsukihami no Kamen

53 Comments


can't wait!!

now i feel inspired to do the same with CURSE ..... if i don't make the list... know it is happening slowly but surely

1 year ago

I'M NOT PLAYING FUCKING ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
@Hilda what could possibly be bad about chipwrecked!!!!!
it's a ??rhythm game??? can you play with DDR pad?
it'll be fun!
Dead By Daylight and the Arthur game being added feel so mean spirited

1 year ago

I'd love to see that list but regardless I'm keeping him in my thoughts and prayers <3 but it would be very funny if you also made him play floigan bros. Although,, Hilda is my online friend so it's acceptable to spam her 24/7 with floigan threats, however I would be worried about the repercussions if I lived with them :P

1 year ago

@BEAUTIFULBRUTE Maybe someday I can convince myself to play it when I buy an adapter for my ddr pad that for my own sake hopefully doesn't work anymore
@BlazingWaters I spent years of my life in dead by daylight but some people would rather see me fall in the hole I climbed out of for so long

1 year ago

@BlazingWaters this is enrichment for Hildas (:

1 year ago

@CURSE she made it through frogger... she's trained to experience Arthur
It's funny 'cause the first three games seem at the bare minimun very fun, and then the flood gates are opened by Alvin and its friends.

I have no idea what even Mr Tomatos, and frankly, I am VERY scared to know.

1 year ago

@DemonAndGames the first 3 are some of my favorite pieces of art that I genuinely wanna show my friend here but the others are just funny lol
@moschidae <3 i understand
@Hilda ahh, well me & moschidae are the new founders of the get-hilda-an-adapter-for-ddr-pad-and-if-that-one-doesn't-work-a-whole-brand-new-one foundation. accepting sponsors

1 year ago

Buying hilda a ddr pad the SECOND I get my disability check next month

1 year ago

Buying myself a dramatically lit chair to sit in

1 year ago

we are fucking sponsored by ms. lemons !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 year ago

that arthuer and the invisibles stream was insane

1 year ago

Shoutout to Wayne, now I don't have to rummage through Wikipedia to find gems like arthur and floigan bros

1 year ago

Water Horse and Charlotte's web forever stuck in my brain. Also found out wikipedia diving that the dudes who founded the studio that made the original Shadowman, dipped and made a new studio, which then made cheap ass games, including Water Horse and Charlotte's web

1 year ago

Oh my god, im actually shocked by that. What a coincidence... Water Horse/Shadowman crossover when..?

Oh yeah, and thank you for reminding me that I need to make Hilda play Babe as well. I'm sure she'll love it (:

1 year ago

This has nothing to do with anything but they're making a Beverley Hills Chihuahua for adult straight men called Strays. i must remember it.

1 year ago

You don’t REALLY have to though…

1 year ago

Keep talking like that and I'll make you watch Strays

1 year ago

I’ll hopefully be catching some instead

1 year ago

Will Feral (changed his name for the movie) is in it. You will watch Strays.

1 year ago

You should add Wo Long I think it'd be kinda fucked up

1 year ago

Keep talking like that and someone is getting locked in the cupboard again ! Or put into a jar.

1 year ago

A worthy sacrifice for a mere cupboard

1 year ago

Does anyone else have any more bad game recommendations that are short-ish. I'm running out of ideas.

1 year ago

How short?

1 year ago

Uhhh like, 2 hours or less preferably
Barbie secret agent because CURS wouldn’t finish it when i tried to make em play even though he almost beat it !!!!!!!


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