this game becomes better when you treat it as a literal collectathon instead of a crime sim sandbox. i mean, there's plenty of shit to collect, there are a lot of side-activities and side-quests, you can jump, you can run as fast as a car, the gameplay loop is extremely repetetive, this is literally sonic frontiers before sonic frontiers was a concept.
ALMOST! let me say this again, ALMOST as criminally unfunny as the reboot but it still has the edge and snark the series used to have initially instead of being as morally black-and-white and substanceless as a mario game. generally plays well except for a few times when i clipped through the floor. enemies are spongy (just in case i'm playing on hard) and the shooting isn't the best in the world, but it's fine enough. not a game i'd reccomend, but if you like the gameplay loop, go through with it. just don't go in with high expectations.

insanely impressive technical achievement for a 2005 handheld game, but it falls flat beyond that
gta 3 without [THA SOVL!!!!!] featuring nobody's favourite goon toni cipriani doing some pretty basic missions, this is a game that i feel i can't be too critical of? but it doesn't have that much value

INCREDIBLY slow and can get a bit bullshitty with the bosses but i loved the game's characters, story and setting

"You know, I suppose I misjudged you Al Quaeda boys. You guys aren't so bad after all. Guess I'll be on my way now. Oh, and sorry about that whole 72 virgins thing not working out for ya!"

the closest experience to a tarantino movie

he definitely ate some snakes guys
improves massively on some of MGS2's game design choices, makes stealth more fun and challenging, has a more cohesive and touching yet very obviously a trademark-kojima story (as open i am to abstract plots), this was just a blast to play through on my vita in glorious... quarter HD? which still looks basically identical to a 720-900p image on the OLED screen
not going to go into storyline details much since you just need to experience it for yourself

too big for its own PS2 good and i was never a big fan of the setting or how dumbass the story got later into the game, game design is typical nu-rockstar drive to point a - shoot - finita la commedia without any actual speed
go ahead call me whiteboy