5.0 - i kneel
4.5 - great
4.0 - really good
3.5 - good
3.0 - decent
2.5 - a chore
2.0 - actively dislike
1.5 - you fucked up
1.0 - you really fucked up
i hardly ever use other ratings
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Gone Gold

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Favorite Games

Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto III
Disco Elysium
Disco Elysium
Deus Ex
Deus Ex
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad


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he definitely ate some snakes guys
improves massively on some of MGS2's game design choices, makes stealth more fun and challenging, has a more cohesive and touching yet very obviously a trademark-kojima story (as open i am to abstract plots), this was just a blast to play through on my vita in glorious... quarter HD? which still looks basically identical to a 720-900p image on the OLED screen
not going to go into storyline details much since you just need to experience it for yourself

call me an 11 year old who just found out postal was a thing but for the life of me i can't stand most cartoonsy-scrimblo-bimblo games like banjo-kazooie, mario, etc etc but i feel like the first two rayman games, beyond just being very nostalgic for me, have a more defined sense of fantasy without being over-the-top with smiling clouds, trees and loud sound effects or trying to put a joke between every word, it just feels like a wonderous world not pandering particularly to kids. not only that, this game in general is probably the definitive 3D platformer of its time and to this day. it pulls off everything right, from the controls to the pacing to the collectathon mechanics and you get fairly immersed in this small rebellious world. i really doubt that you will hate this if you at least like action games and haven't completely forgotten how childlike joy feels like, as close as many of us are to that