unironically better than celeste

having roommates in portland be like

aw hell nah spunch bob took 40 benadryls

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mother i have joined the television

sound design on par with killer7

wes anderson's first source engine project

When i graduated from high school my parents offered to buy me a holiday abroad. I declined and asked for a copy of "Ukrainian ball in search of gas" instead. Somehow it all makes sense: Years of rough studies and training behind me, I was now ready to embrace the real thing. When I got the game I spent several days avoiding the enormousness of it all. At some point I did play it and still remember the feeling I got: The world would never be the same again, the naive childhood days of pre-Ukrainian ball era were over.

Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Decade. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.

>boring cover shooter
>dogshit 1/10
>boring cover shooter with "disorienting atmosphere" that gets old after 2 levels
>modern classic 11/10

I got youre ip address kid. Its all over. Expect hit man at your door tonight