This is either a game about a girl breaking time itself over her knee for love, or about helping the universe finish taking a giant cosmic multiversal shit on one girl's life, apparently 53 percent of people choose the latter. Sorry but it absolutely is not my problem that a seaside town can't take cover from a hurricane on their own, especially after several days of biblical weather warnings that god is obviously going to cleanse the town of the rot the community has allowed to take root.

Like somebody trying to come to terms with the existence of Anton Chigur I'm trying to figure out what kind of monster gets to the end and thinks, gee the good way to end this story is by having the girl who was wracked with guilt over leaving her best friend for life hide behind a bathroom stall while said friend is murdered, then carry on with her life? You were given time powers and the best you could come up with is to be a time cop? Put down the itemized insurance estimates of hurricane damage to Arcadia Bay and go find and open your heart to the totally alien sensation of love while you still can