prestructuralist
Link gets groomed by a Romani woman. Why are all the sages people who want to bang him?
1986
The chad Guevara
1993
Join Jo on the world's weirdest summer vacation. Jo is into Kendo, Japanese fencing, so her parents sent her to Japan to study under Osaki sensei. Osaki is the greatest sword master of all time, but he looks like a green haired cyberpunk. Just to crank up the strangeness Osaki gives you a talisman that transforms you into a seventies super hero. You've never seen action this crazy or fun. Kendo Rage is the rage.
-7 rounds of non-stop action
-8 megs packed with adventure, fun and cool animation
-Multi directional attacks for 360 degrees of sword swinging!
-Intense power up attacks!
-Gaggles of goofy goons to bash!
-7 rounds of non-stop action
-8 megs packed with adventure, fun and cool animation
-Multi directional attacks for 360 degrees of sword swinging!
-Intense power up attacks!
-Gaggles of goofy goons to bash!
Meme game
I'm so glad that they made this game for kids that you need to have studied under Paul Krugman to understand
1994
Game for sex pests
2002
Mucho texto
2006
Motion control enjoyers all have 2 foot schlongs
2018
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It's very unpolished and even the creator considers it a bit cringey but it's a certified flash classic
I used to play this on flash sites a lot and every time I saw how they made Zack look I wanted to hide the computer
2008
Probably a good game but as a kid I was too stupid to play it and my sister would beat me every time so I will never forgive it. My first grade girlfriend really loved King Boo. The mall level is extremely cool. I think I mained Luigi because who doesn't love Luigi.
I'm not big on the 16 bit Castlevanias (they're a bit too easy) but Eric Lecarde is cool so it gets an extra star.
2019
36 year old game journos admitting to being a big baby bitch.
The level design in this one is kind of ass (even Circle has better enemy placement) and it codified the most cancerous genre in the history of video games but its also so awesome.