buttchugging a bottle of soylent the Sonic Adventure games haven't aged well. Anyway check out my video essay on why Spec Ops The Line good and The Last of Us 2 bad.

David Cage is the Luc Besson of games in that he’s a brain damaged French sex pest idiot savant.

This is the only video game for non brainlets

This game is basically polybius now

Release the GBA collection already Mr Konami.

This review contains spoilers

breaking through the wall with my sword ITS TWIIIIIINK TIME

I like that they were too pussy to have Yuji impale people like in the show

Mario saves the world from the legacy of racism and an obvious Kefka knock off. There’s also a level called the “Underwhere” Don’t be racist, be like Mario.

It’s hard to play first games in a series without getting that awkward skeleton feeling. Just compare this to Dracula’s Curse a couple years later. You shouldn’t actually do that because it’s unfair but it’s what you’re naturally inclined to do unless you’re just a major fanboy of this one in particular.

One of those games I can never get through not due to difficulty but to boredom. Nintendo Moment.

Squall wins because he’s way hotter than Cloud. Maybe not as much as Tidus though.

2018

Not breaking new ground for a platformer but I appreciate the dedication to immersion

Features iconic Patriots player Wes Wekler. Rest in Peace Mayor Thomas "Mumbles" Menino.