One-Sentence Half Star Explanations
The bottom line for games that I've given the lowest possible score.
22 Games
A very dumb man writes a very dumb story where racism goes both ways and phrenology is proven to be a real science.
Please stop letting this man make games.
EA plucks the remaining flesh from Visceral's bones, leaving nothing behind but an empty carcass.
Boring gameplay, bad business practices, and constant developer transphobia make this an easy skip.
A known bug that bricks the save files of all copies of the game remains completely unpatched to this day.
Single-handedly responsible for spurring indie developers to release purposefully-broken piles while still charging money for them.
First-person shooters sucked for like fifteen straight years because everyone was trying to copy Halo's homework even though it got all the answers wrong.
A game that tries and fails to distract you from the shit gameplay with worse comedy.
The one where the goblins start practicing blood libel.
A narrative game that makes the bold choice to not have a story or an ending.
The brave heroes of the resistance, who shove starving children to the ground and throw their squadmates to the wolves for the unforgivable crime of being visibly Asian.
Clunky, floaty platforming mixed with shock-value Holocaust imagery makes for something that somehow became a successful multimedia franchise.
The only purpose this game serves is to be held up as a shield by thoughtless consumers wishing to defend their latest terrible products with the hope that they'll be made better later.
A pseudo-sequel that manages to have both less and worse content than what came before it.
An abject failure that's emblematic of Nintendo's backwards business policies in the early-2010s.
If you asked Daniel Mullins to make a game where Satan wasn't secretly haunting the computer the entire time, it would kill him.
Rockstar's anti-cheat required to run the game revoked write privileges on my entire games folder and broke several programs, making this the first piece of malware on the list.
Finally, the worst fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
The nail in the coffin of a series that was ripped away from its rightful developers.
You ever see something that was made purely because some suit thought it would earn them a promotion?
Posting isn't praxis, and people new to leftism need to get over the notion that it is in less embarrassing ways than this.
Incomprehensible garbage that squanders its celebrity cast while masquerading as a serious story.
fweged
1 year ago