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Beppo is involved in THREE of the most important cases in the series. A witness in 1-3, explained to have made dealings with McGilded in 1-5, and a sandwich in 2-4/2-5. He is iconic.

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my friend and i talk about magnus mcgilded genuinely every time we talk

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i can understand why people like this one, i do enjoy rayfa's character arc and case 3 was pretty cool, but it's definitely not for me. i am not partial to Little Apollo's Tale finding hidden treasure in the crystal caves. i wish i was. but i personally am not. i also feel like the last confrontation really elevates the stakes way too high for me. generally the whole killing all defense attorneys thing is just kinda silly, it's a common joke that defense attorneys and prosecutors are the most important people on earth in this series but it's actually real in this game. the defeat of a genocidal monarch at the hands of the lost son of a disgraced revolutionary hailing from the oppressed class sounds cool but not when applied to Prosecutor World in my personal opinion. it certainly appeals to some and i am glad they can enjoy.
- Excerpt from the journal of Gaspen Payne before his execution

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ARISTOTLE MEANS: I say what I mean and I mean what I say. And I say: the ends justify the MEANS!

PHOENIX WRIGHTโ„ข: doing iconic disgusting sweating 3d pose Well, I guess we can rule out the ends NOT justifying the means...

APOLLO: I'm... NOT FINE!!! GRAUUUGH!!!

YELLOW GIRL: ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜€

PEARL FEY: heyy guys

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i vastly prefer this to the first one cause it feels more personal to edgeworth and i like the mastermind and how the mastermind was integral to every case, pretty unique for the series. i do not like manfred von karma's actions being kinda retconned to be not entirely his doing or the series happening due to Cupcake Wars but it's okay. i forgive you.
note: sebastian debeste digging through the trash crying is one of the most memorable visuals in the series for me

I'm sorry Gumshoe... but this game... is pretty crusty......

i don't want to replay it in case i don't like it as much the second time

actually i played alpha sapphire sorry dude.

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i like apollo and trucy running around taking orders from their insane uncle phoenix and i like the music and tone a lot and i like the theme with the law and stuff and it has spark brushel BUT i wasn't very interested in the magicians and the third case is so horrific IMO who gives a shit about the Borginian Egg

awesome game. appropriate for kids. what more could you ask for.

it's fun except when i die. then i close the game.