shitpooper
2005
another turd shat out by pseuda51
2016
I WANT PEOPLE TO REMEMBER THIS GAME
FOR TEN YEARS AT LEAST
FOR TEN YEARS AT LEAST
NOOOOOOOO! I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 5 YEARS FOR MY UNITS TO BUILD SO I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME!
this is the best thief and i'm tired to pretending it's not
2009
I WANT TO GO BACK
2012
it ruined the entire series, but in hindsight, it was no where near as bad as 5 or infinite, and could have been somewhat well regarded if it wasn't a mainline halo entry.
Imagine if, when Anakin started to strangle Padme, he stopped when Obi-wan arrived. Then Obi-wan just lightly chastises Anakin verbally for trying to murder his fucking wife, and Padme says "I-it's okay, you had to right? Let's just put it behind us."
There is a scene unironically worse than what I just described in this STORY-FOCUSED video game. Tanimura is a hack.
There is a scene unironically worse than what I just described in this STORY-FOCUSED video game. Tanimura is a hack.
minish crap
2019
I hate millennials
60% cutscenes (in which snake just gets his ass kicked)
25% menus
10% absolutely dogshit gameplay
5% good music
25% menus
10% absolutely dogshit gameplay
5% good music
"Thank you so much for saving me! I still need some help, if you don't mind..."
>You're very welcome, happy to help!
>You're very welcome, what else do you need help with?
>Give me all your money or die
NICE RPG
>You're very welcome, happy to help!
>You're very welcome, what else do you need help with?
>Give me all your money or die
NICE RPG
The last two levels lowered this game's ranking significantly
2004
the true punishment is trying to get this to work on modern pcs
2003
Fuck you.
One of the most unique and interesting settings in all of fantasy absolutey wasted on a 2/10 """rpg"""