shitpooper
2020
2022
Elden Ring fans should be called Dung Eaters since they sure love shovelling shit down their throat
Tanimura ruined this game like he ruined DS2
Tanimura ruined this game like he ruined DS2
1999
10/10 writing in a 3/10 game.
And "enhanced" my ass, it is LITTERED with game-breaking bugs. You literally have to skip an entire AREA (modron maze) to not completely fuck over the game. The combat is atrocious, and the alignment system is fucking bullshit.
One time, after trying my absolute best to uncover every dialogue option while speaking to one character, and then finding out I had somehow fucking missed a line of dialogue that allowed to leave the depths of hell itself, I was kind of getting sick of this game. What's that? Want to get the good ending? Wanted to use one of the items you've had since the start of the game and unlock more dialogue? I hope you have precognition, because if you don't you can enjoy reloading your save and enjoy doing the final area all over again. The ending more than makes up for it, but of course I still had to suffer through making myself invincible with console commands so I would stop getting killed during an unskippable cutscene.
The game will punish you for speaking certain dialogue choices, but also punish you for not exhausting every last one. It is impossible to know what dialogue choice will result in what, and whether you will lose out on something, change your alignment, or get blocked from speaking to the character in question any further entirely. You can miss out on entire characters and moments in the story just by doing something slightly out of order.
It's the first game to well up my eyes in a long time though. Twice. I cannot bring myself to give it any less than 4 stars. I recommend, reading, listening and looking at this game. But playing it? No.
And "enhanced" my ass, it is LITTERED with game-breaking bugs. You literally have to skip an entire AREA (modron maze) to not completely fuck over the game. The combat is atrocious, and the alignment system is fucking bullshit.
One time, after trying my absolute best to uncover every dialogue option while speaking to one character, and then finding out I had somehow fucking missed a line of dialogue that allowed to leave the depths of hell itself, I was kind of getting sick of this game. What's that? Want to get the good ending? Wanted to use one of the items you've had since the start of the game and unlock more dialogue? I hope you have precognition, because if you don't you can enjoy reloading your save and enjoy doing the final area all over again. The ending more than makes up for it, but of course I still had to suffer through making myself invincible with console commands so I would stop getting killed during an unskippable cutscene.
The game will punish you for speaking certain dialogue choices, but also punish you for not exhausting every last one. It is impossible to know what dialogue choice will result in what, and whether you will lose out on something, change your alignment, or get blocked from speaking to the character in question any further entirely. You can miss out on entire characters and moments in the story just by doing something slightly out of order.
It's the first game to well up my eyes in a long time though. Twice. I cannot bring myself to give it any less than 4 stars. I recommend, reading, listening and looking at this game. But playing it? No.
the fact that this game is held in the same regard as halo 3 by zoomers enrages me
"Thank you so much for saving me! I still need some help, if you don't mind..."
>You're very welcome, happy to help!
>You're very welcome, what else do you need help with?
>Give me all your money or die
NICE RPG
>You're very welcome, happy to help!
>You're very welcome, what else do you need help with?
>Give me all your money or die
NICE RPG
2015
DISABLED RATING 9/10 HAPPY THAT JAPAN IS THINKING ABOUT THE DISABLED
The epitome of the reddit video game.
The epitome of the reddit video game.
2009
Bro it's only IRONICALLY an empty desert with mmo quests
2012
game about guns but all the guns feel like shit
minish crap
2008
DMC3 but without the charm or the awesome music or main character or enemy design or boss design or level design or story or characters
2011
Worse than the original in almost every way but it's still a good time
This game's main menu is absolute fucking god tier I have yet to see a better menu in any horror game
2016
DISABLED RATING 10/10 MUCH BETTER FOR THE DISABLED THAN THE ORIGINAL
Never mind. Apparently Dishonored 3 is in development, which isn't really surprising. It's all so fucking disgusting
I don't think I can name a single thing this game didn't ruin from the first game besides the visuals. Disgusting, a mockery, but at least it buried Dishonored so it can't be molested further in the future.
Never mind. Apparently Dishonored 3 is in development, which isn't really surprising. It's all so fucking disgusting
I don't think I can name a single thing this game didn't ruin from the first game besides the visuals. Disgusting, a mockery, but at least it buried Dishonored so it can't be molested further in the future.
2004
shitty metroidvania praised for spawning endless shitty metroidvanias
sue is cute
sue is cute
2013
Fallout but with terrible writing and the entire world is empty tunnels