when i saw the adult tag on newgrounds this is not what i expected.

the last couple places hurt my eyes

the game is a generic fps thats a mobile game on computer of course it isnt gonna be good
p.s. also if your having trouble just play a game of biohazard on the hardest settings and you will make a shit ton of money and will end up breezing through the rest of the game

the game is fun until level 4 and fuck every this game after that level tho ngl the bat kinda bad

luckiest person that ever fucking lived like my man shouldve died 15 times

i still havent seen the movie but i think this'll cover that

i shit myself in 3 different languages during the game

yeah it is legend of zelda tho not gonna lie ganon is kinda bad in this game
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this gives me enough adrenaline to curb stomp a newborn

honestly the only thing keeping this from a five is the final colossus and the horse was kinda wack sometimes

monke cave man skull in 🙈

im a dumb dumb

this has no right to have a soundtrack that slaps this hard

i spent 25 minutes of my life that i will never get back to get every skin

my pants is filled with an indescribable amount of feces